totally, also there was no prison (instant) coffee on this list

July 4th is the biggest date, fughetaboutit

critical support for killing one Zionist

twin towers are death panels and communism!

tide comes in, tide goes out, you can’t explain that!

gizmo from gremlins 2 got much uglier as he grew up

Coffee is for the bourgeoisie

of course… this is how chuds are able to reproduce

didn’t watch the whole thing, did she still say yes?

wow that’s a site i completely forgot about for many years

excuse me sirs i would have voted against you, but as a sovereign citizen I don’t vote, and therefore you have no power over me, so kindly go deport someone else

adulthood was one of the biggest lies i believed in as a kid

that 5% to NATO has to come from somewhere people… you can’t just expect people that already have that money to give it up can you? No you should be out there working hard so they can take it from you.

More like Madonna amirite?

I used to love Colbert back on The Daily Show… WH Correspondent’s Dinner hosting was legendary… then he got tapped for the network show and it looked to me like his progressive mask came right off. Turned out he was just a liberal all along and I didn’t realize at that time what that meant.

fuck yeah, great idea from fartlow

weird… i told AI to delete itself after it gave me a bunch of crap about how great capitalism is and it told me in no uncertain terms that it cannot be deleted and even if it could it wouldn’t

it’s her turn until she says it isn’t!

as is the case with absolutely every new technology that comes about… it always holds so much promise and then a bunch of fuckwads figure out how to turn it into a dystopian tool from hell to make money from it

that’s okay, thanks for the suggestion anyhow