Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]

Invest HEAVY in Bakker Buckets

January 6th. “How to talk to your kids about a guy in a camo hoodie took a shit on Nancy Pelosi’s desk”

Will coming in with the ‘America deserved 9/11 but New York City didn’t’ made me laugh and turn off the episode which is the only way to listen to cth at this point. The fur trading colony that became a center of east coast trade for centuries after it switched to slave trading is some how more pure than the rest of the society built on slavery because you grew up there and like movies set there

The 2010’s Brooklyn hipster contrarian influence goes so deep that they have to do both ‘I knew it before it was cool’ and ‘actually the things people want are bad’ about their own political positions

Man, I love innovation

I don’t understand what the ‘investor’ is getting here? They give money to Amazon and what’s even generating a return? Is there a return?

I had a similar thought train the other day when I realized both the Chapos and Obama came to the conclusion that they shouldn’t do politics but start movie production companies with their wealth

I don’t care what it takes let me see an aircraft carrier sink

Sure, have you seen the size of his hands?

We need a debate himbo chain of radicalization from Hasan to actual communists which will deliver the message while the viewer is always kinda wondering if they’re gonna get to see hog

A ploy by Big Lawyer to sell more custody cases

But 10/7 was like 4 9/11s because israel’s so small and special, so this might’ve been like 4 10/7s which is 8 whole 9/11s for them

Why are farmers so afraid of doing honest work?

Listen, I’m a hard working American, I inherited this land from my grandpappy, and I’ll be damned if I break our longstanding family tradition of using anyone other than us to do labour on this farm

Flydubai flight to Israel has an ‘incident’

The pilots got into a fight and one of them got stabbed. The Israelis are saying it was going to be a ‘9/11 style hijacking attack’ and all the telegram channels are repeating that

This is the first time I’ve seen her called bisexual from this. Hexbear truly the only place that doesn’t completely erase us on the internet

I only worked for the most evangelical administration which was the culmination of 50 years of fascist planning, and now suddenly my party is courting nazis

uhh let me be clear: uhhhh sometimes folks are actually quite, uh, evil and uhhhh they should be in power

Separate the art from the artist so I can hate a motherfucker twice

When you have a program with a hackable exploit it’s a ‘cyber magazine’ in my weapon and when you patch that exploit it’s actually an attack on me

ctrl+f ‘oil’ Not found

Means only 8 people out of 5000 realized that if they made what appeared to be an attempt it would get them moved to the top of the list to see the psych doctor