Alhamdulillah the right has to bend over for the evangelical christians, otherwise they’d use evolution and this to excuse genocide

It’s even funnier because China said from the get-go “fuck your IP but do you want cheap labor?” and they still built the factories (with chinese labor)

Did you think tvey’d just forget?

How old is ms. piggy?

He would kill them in a 1v3, I’ll always bet on the meth head over coke heads

Don’t worry, these people follow you to any other profession you try

I spent days last week debugging and trying to recreate an issue a client reported, before they thought it might help me to diagnose the issue if they told me they changed manually filenames they weren’t supposed to

Honestly I’d rather take him as a politician rather than a regular liberal puppet of capital, this is straight from the silver age of comics

He’s going to come out with the superpower of turning the cheapest bribes to building permits after being blasted with Havana syndrome ray

Sorry about the slur, but this is honestly funnier

Did you know that you can find CCP spies by asking them to pull the corners of their eyes and say “removed ping pong winnie the pooh is a fat fuck”, they’ll disconnect immediately

And if you look at any older protocols (which are usually simple enough to convert from binary to plain text by hand) you’ll suddenly find power plants and traffic control systems

Automated port scanning has been available shortly after ports were invented, yet we have fridges with telnet admin access and web cameras

I have a claymore mine strapped to the back of my bike, keeps the people stuck behind me calm

They should build a giant wooden horse and offer it as a peace offering, but in a clever ruse fill it with their best weapons and men

Can’t wait for the any% runs

Leave it to the pope to try and upstage Jesus

I’m dancing on the roofs watching the towers fall

Put them in a ring and see who’s a apex predator

I hope that China grows enough as a global power to at least provide similar pressure as USSR to force concessions for the global working class

Did they try to ask copilot for help?

Lenin should be a gender neutral first name

Are they running out of guns? What do you use your taxes on?