does it count as goth if im too lazy to do the makeup and just have panda eyes from lack of sleep instead?

I feel like half the time when people say they want to socially interact more this is what really happens:

I got one have grown to accept the fact I’m kind of a hermit.

Somehow managed to have two perverted goth gf’s. Im just funny idk how the fuck I pulled it off.

Imagine hating me, I’m just an innocent pinko himbo lifting weights and planting trees and never interacting with another human being

I have fallen to a greater tragedy, I let myself go and think it would be extremely generous and straining credulity to describe myself as buff.

If I weren’t in a relationship with an autistic perverted deranged goth nb, and too traumatized by my parents divorce to get married, this would be me

Edit: They aren’t a goth, I lied for internet points :(

So, I need to become goth? 🤔

I just found my deranged perverted goth girly, you can do it my fellow buff communist men!

Everyone ITT is tripping over deranged perverted goth gfs like there’s some sort of pheromone you start producing when you get communist enough and I’m just over here not reading enough theory.

But what about the autistic deranged gardening women who want to talk about agroecosystems instead of engage in yucky physical intimacy 🥺

buff communist man who’s okay with me sleeping with every other t girl on the planet i want, where are you??? 😭😭😭😭😭

If only there was something communist could do together to get to know one another haha.

I feel seen 🤗

I am working out in hopes that my future wife likes muscles but unfortunately for her I like eating too much so I am still fat. Future wife, ACT QUICK I LOSE MOTIVATION AS I CAN’T FIND A WOMAN TO BITE AS I WORK OUT

…So you’re saying I should post more?

Not that I’m that buff these days.