harmburder?

from what i’ve heard, yes

You get a discord notification ping, it’s a message from your friend EstraDoll at 2:38 A.M. He types it out frantically in a cold sweat. It’s far too coherent for her to be drunk at this hour, plus you know she quit drinking a while back and is unlikely to relapse

“hey i need you to be 100% real and brutally honest with me, does this outfit make me look clocky?”

sent with a spoilered selfie. you brace yourself and hesitate even hitting the “show” button as you’re slightly worried that he’s sending you nudes at 3 in the fucking morning (again). against your better judgement, you unblur the photo and see him showing off her new “”“outfit”“” standing in her filthy bedroom. clothes litter every corner of the floor as per usual but you notice her eye catching “”“”“outfit”“”“”, which is just a big sandwich board that says “I AM TRANSGENDER” in 500 point font. you reread the attached message. you’ve known him long enough to know that tone is 100% sincere from her. from this angle, you can’t even tell if she’s wearing anything underneath

idk shit on how to answer this question but thanks for asking it. it’s been stuck in the back of my mind for god knows how long but someone finally got around to asking it for me, thanks!

waited about 6 months and asked the nice person at planned parenthood for it and they said “sure girl why not?”

from what i recall, the idea that you need to get your breasts to a certain stage before adding prog is mostly just based off of old guesswork from doctors of old playing it safe because it more closely mimics how the hormones are added to a cis girl’s hormone schedule. you don’t actually NEED to wait, there’s anecdotal evidence from some trans women (read: i half remember a few reddit comments saying this) that you start prog as you start E and your tits will be fine

i don’t remember exactly, beyond “ew, I’m playing as a cop” and that it just didn’t really resonate with me. I don’t have any specific gripes with it that I can remember

ah it’s been too long since i touched 4. Wasn’t a fan of it last i played but it’s been a long time

what yakuza game you been playing recently?

The F***ding F***ers

the Fudging Fuckers

if 99% of humanity dies due to climate catastrophe, there’s still about 8 million people left fighting the class war. it doesn’t end until every last person on earth is dead

“chaotic good”

looks inside

lawful evil

but imagine them with little toothbrush mustaches

i don’t really even know what this stuff is but i’ve been smearing big globs of it on bread and eating it and holy FUCK it’s addictingly delicious wtf

No, it’s too much to bear. The fact that a literal toddler is getting more of Stacy’s attention than you is all you can think about. It prioritizes standing, even. Your knees give out while your lips attempt to sputter something blasé. You sink beneath the display of sweet potatoes

- 1 HEALTH

A woman looking at tomatoes notices this and concernedly rushes to your side

“Excuse me? Sir, are you okay?”

- OH MY FUCKING GOD, ANOTHER WOMAN IS HERE TO MOCK YOU AND YOUR MISERABLE JAWLINE PRONUNCIATION. SHE CAN SEE YOUR FAILURES AS A MAN AND IS HERE TO MOCK YOU FOR THEM

AUTHORITY [EASY:SUCCESS]: You’ve already suffered enough humiliation for today, you can’t let this femoid humiliate you further. Let her have it. Tell her who is in control

“Oh my fucking god, look at that little bastard’s shit eating grin. He’s mocking you and your virginity”

LOGIC [EASY: SUCCESS]: "That’s literally a two year old. He doesn’t know what a virginity * is *. It’s debatable that he’s even looking at you right now

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [TRIVIAL: FAILURE]: "Because from birth he knows that he’s a chad who will slay more pussy than your incel ass ever will

ENDURANCE [NORMAL: FAILURE] Your knees are giving out from underneath you, it’s becoming difficult to stay standing

1. [Simply embrace your place in life as someone laying on the floor in the Kroger produce department]
2. “FUCK YOU, CHAD. I CAN SLAY PUSSY HARDER THAN YOU EVER WILL”
3. COMPOSURE - FORMIDABLE (17%): Try and stay standing and collected without looking insane

on a serious note: holy shit that sounds incredible and i can’t even pretend to hide my jealousy. I’d die on the spot as a happy woman if that were me

i really want to try dating men but i keep getting terrified that they won’t see me as a woman. I see myself as a woman but I’m never confidence that anyone else will. I’d sell my soul for a man to let me be the girl on a date though 😭

that building is about 40% of the reason your entire fake country exists, settler

actually hang on what building even is that? i can’t tell?

uhhhhhh… this is the bit of your life when you realize that although transitioning was an immense step in self improvement, there’s still a lot wrong with you internally and you still have a lot to work on. You get angry and frustrated by this until you start “talking with” ancient gods in a rhetorical sense until it stops getting rhetorical and starts getting literal. you’ll then have a moment with what feels like talking to someone/thing supernatural and dive head first into some obscure quasi religious practice

you’ll also come out at work, which you’ll be going into expecting one hell of a fight but being pleasantly surprised with how relatively easy it was. customers will still misgender you regularly for an unfortunately long time, despite your best efforts