i’m gonna make so many casually homophobic remarks at donald trump before i go to brunch after 45 minutes, i’m so fucking excited

got it, i’m gonna drive a bus full of socialists to yell at women outside of the abortion clinic to spread communism

I get china’s own red star baijiou. It tastes bad, also it is bad.

i’ve drank some questionable shit but red star bailjiu is the stuff that was gonna kill me i think. it tasted like animal feed and jet fuel and was completely unmixable in any cocktail i could think to make. i have no idea how tf i was supposed to drink that stuff

“chatBBC i just did a big stinky doo doo in my shit ass diaper”

“understood mr. president. there are 5 letter y’s in mayonnaise. launching the nukes at indonesia now”

getting banned from r/powerscaling because i made 173 threads asking for help trying to powerscale the Costco Guys

nuh uh that’s unfair. we need FAIRNESS in sports. we’re gonna grow entire teams of players in clone vats in identical conditions and ban all non clone athletes from ever doing a sport

live estradoll reaction

Tall people have an unfair biological advantage at basketball. We need to ban anyone over 5’10" from playing

NOOOO PABLO, I FAKED SO MANY VOTES FOR YOU, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

stop posting pics of me, pervert

i got thin poha instead of thick poha because it was all they had at the store and now i’m realizing they’re not really interchangable ingredients and idk what to do with this stuff. how do i cook with thin poha flakes?

I have several “transition goal” characters and girl, you don’t gotta beat yourself up for picking a RWBY character, I did too. even today one of my transition goals is Yang. I got no stones to throw at your glass house from mine

morphs into a cheap “live laugh love” wall decoration

/unjerk no this is very serious. i lost my gay card and now my homosexuality is unliscensed and I need to get it back so I can be gay properly again

yaey :)

BAD!

wait that’s not right

patiently waiting for you to call out “bad”

i can turn 1 pint of beer into 7 posts worse than this. my badposting is never done

TYFYS FIREFIGHTERS