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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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The sports app Strava can be hilarious.

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The sports app Strava can be hilarious.

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Article in French - https://www.lemonde.fr/international/article/2026/03/19/stravaleaks-le-porte-avions-charles-de-gaulle-localise-en-temps-reel-par-le-monde-grace-a-l-application-de-sport_6672445_3210.html

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    A second country has leaked military movements through Strava second-plane

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      just need it to happen another 20 times to get on par with the war thunder forums

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Damn, and I thought the toilet stuffing, lint arsonists on the Ford were committed anti-imperialists catgirl-smug

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      lint arsonists

      Some are saying it’s the funniest most ingenious officer fragging moment in history.

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Officer fragging with MacGyver characteristics

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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        Linting
        Fragging

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    This has been a long running thing. They basically published the locations of all US bases and black sites this way until they decided to redact all published runs and data in any location that the US military tells them.

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      So they have a database of all US military sites that Uncle Sam is just hoping doesn’t get leaked or compromised

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        Truly a paper-tiger

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        MSS intern who just spends all day spoofing location in the strava app to suspected black sites and taking a short run

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      long running

      lea-finger-guns

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    This is part of why I think Strava is one of the better social networks. Also because of its basic premise, “You want to post? Go for a run first.”

    I think every social media platform should adopt this model.

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      Oops! We’ve detected that this post sounds like a “take”. In order to post your “take”, first get 20 minutes of fresh air and sunshine.

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        smushing a blade of grass into my usb port or else my fifteen minute tirade about uno expansion packs gets deleted.

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    Strava 🤝Warthunder

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    I changed the upload image because the Strava screengrab is hilarious.

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    Somebody report this cheater for using a boat in the running category

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The way French ships sail when you tell them to sail in a straight line:

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    I hope he at least got the KOM

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      can’t even get segments cause the boat was moving

      fml

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    STRAAAVAAAAAAA

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      Strava and Warthunder/World of Tanks are in contention for greatest psyops in history.

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