Cuba: World class healthcare and doctors without borders who travel the world.
Dipshit Burgerbrain: Heh, but do you have super hero movies? No? Owned!
Cuba has no super hero movies because they have real heroes instead
“Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don’t have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn’t have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they’re all fictional.”
An Iranian cleric’s response to the US assassination of Soleimani
All American heroes were killed by America. Malcolm X, Huey Newton, MLK, Nat Turner etc
capitalists when something is just done without being a business model:
It’s crazy to think that the country we’ve been strangling for almost a century doesn’t have blockbuster slop as a bigger priority because of CONunism.
usuing game of thrones as a allegory for american greatness is actually very on the nose
a lot of flash and glamour and in the end it really falls apart and leaves you completely disappointed
Dragon 9/11 included
Me
CubaNot letting the ads play.
Cuba couldn’t even invent Fast & Furious 6, which made $788 million at the box office.
truly, they must regret their lack of a contribution to such an enriching and timeless cultural wonder.
Oh no… someone think of the blockbusters…
Anyway.
I am quite fond of this Spider-HamWhen I was in Santiago de Cuba I was walking the streets during one of the regular power cuts and this kid comes up and started talking to me about who I am and what I’m doing. Turns out that before the power went out he had been watching one of the new spider man movies, but decided to go for a walk while waiting for the power to come back on. Anyway, he gave me a tour of the town and I bought him a drink at the end. Cubans are so nice.
every single gusano and gusano sympathizer emits near-infinite amounts of hitler particles
if amerikkka was under the same severity of sanctions the burgers would be eating each other on the streets and definitely not producing marvel slop
Stop stealing from billion dollar Hollywood corportations
How many cancers has the USA cured under its current system?
Civilisation is when you make The Avengers 63: The Military Industrial Complex in the Multiverse of Epicness
there should be less movies
No there should be more movies but lower budgets
