TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

I feel like I don’t have enough money to look at this.

I would do this, but unfortunately I’m very similar to Kirk. Only in that I have a giant melon head and would make an excellent target.

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Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.

Coffee brewed right is treats.

You did the thing where you assumed he didn’t know that he was lying.

Sex should be illegal fullstop. Doing crimes is cool as hell. This will finally spice things up at home, I’m hoping.

Is it really a crossover when they’re all owned by the same megacorp?

I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it’s traditional for politicians to look like that.

Wow, today I learned that some people still consider Glen Beck relevant, and he’s a Mormon. That’s all the thinking about him I want to do for another decade though.

This thing hk slaps so hard.

I don’t know if you can call it independently. It’s a bit like how clothes from the 70s keep coming back in style. They’re not being invented again; it’s an homage.

They really have to come up with more and more excuses to think about Hunter’s hog don’t they?

The ‘i’ is capitalized. The multinational corporate conglomerate that owns them is called Independent Journalism.

The text on the left is legible and from what I make out says Kaizer Chiefs, a South African sports team. Most commonly used AI wouldn’t be that good at text in context.

We all know that a giant seawall will be erected at some point. And of course it will be at the expense of the poor to protect the wealthy. Maybe they can turn the poorer neighborhoods into beachfront property.

The bri*ish are truly a cursed race.

Most of them still haven’t though.

As is their right as free citizens. My forefathers didn’t swing on the gallows for a hardback chair and an iPad. They died on the gallows because they stole horses.

You left out the part where the animal has to be conscious, which, like I said, is the only real difference. Even if you believe that you can taste the fear in your animal product, wouldn’t the animal being unconscious for the process produce less?