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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Couldn't have said it better

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Couldn't have said it better

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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    I’m having a stroke right now.

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        Ah, a fresh batch of baby godzillas is ready!

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          And ten million under way.

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      If you see primarily isn’t can be of.

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      Call a bondulance!

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      I’m glad that’s not just me. I actually thought my brain had failed me again.

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      I didn’t know strokes were contagious until just now.

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        I’m smelling burnt toast!

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      deleted by creator

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      Whoa, that’s personal. Don’t get lube everywhere.

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      I am high and stroking out bros

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    He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.

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    !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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      Oh yes

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    Has anyone?

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      I’m afraid

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        don’t let em

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      Been far even as decided?

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      Really been far?

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    Ow my brain.

    Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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      Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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      Every fucking day if I could.

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    I’m seriously wondering this about have you aneurysm writer

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    do you are have speak english

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      Näe jag är inte helt säker på hur man gör!

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        Warum zum Henker hast du einen Kringel über deinem a?

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          Åh, det är en lingvistisk fråga som en lingvistikprofessor kan besvara.

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            Ich habe verstanden was du geschrieben hast obwohl ich mir nichtmal sicher bin in welcher Sprache das geschrieben ist 👍

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              Det är svenska! Jag förstår också, på ett ungefär.

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        Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

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          Vi dån’t use thås lätters bröther

          Böt pleas du, Sweden is wönderful

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            A møøse once bit my sister…

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              Must have been majestic

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        Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

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          Låter lite oförskämt

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    Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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    I can’t parse that first sentence.

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      It’s gonna be there, once they’re done.

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        What is the there when the time completes?

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    She done already done had herses.

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      Herse? They got done doing dat.

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        ““She done already done had herses” is a famous catchphrase used by RuPaul on RuPaul’s Drag Race to introduce the weekly video message. Inspired by a fast-food worker complaining about breaks, it means “she already got hers”. “

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          I’ve seen it, I should know this. Been a while though.

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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Rockstar clearly haven’t been as far as decided to do, and it shows.

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      I was thinking more Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction.

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    Poisend IA posting?

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