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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it

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You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Or the crime

    • pigup@lemmy.world
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      The charge is the only outrageous thing here 😡

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        Just so that we’re on the same page. It isn’t a crime, right?

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          It is illegal federally in America. Assuming that’s where this picture is from?

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            I know it’s illegal. But I mean it’s stupid that it is, cause it’s harmless. Maybe that’s me being Dutch, but it’s so hypocritical.

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          In the US, enforcement and legality varies by state/jurisdiction:

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis_by_U.S._jurisdiction

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          Some horrible statists think so and have killed and enslaved hundreds thousands for it.

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      That’s not the charge, that’s his family name.

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        I thought that’s his college

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    I somehow feel like it should be illegal for this gentleman to not possess Marijuana.

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    He’s got a nice little hat, but it’s made out of his hair!

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    Or the charge…

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    Quindarious Gooch is totally a name I would use for a D&D one shot.

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      “The player formerly known as mousecop.”

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        9 months ago

        Torque [brrrrrrrrrrrrrrt] Lewith

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    Black Heisenberg confirmed

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    Fkn rude wearing a hat indoors smh.

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    The Gooooooch!!

    Any Scrubs fans here?

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      Sadly that tale did not end well for Teddy…

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        Hahahaha! I had no idea this existed! Thank you for this! Just made my day.

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          It gets even better!

          Rest in peace, Sammy Lloyd! You were too good for this world.

          • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world
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            Amen

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        What is this??.

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          Cougar Town, the show that Bill Lawrence, Scrubs showrunner and lead writer, went on to work on after Scrubs.

          He’s also done many other shows, including recently Ted Lasso and Shrinking.

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    I’m having a really hard time determining the shape of his head. It’s coming off as square… Frankenstein-like even

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    Removed by mod

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Likely not maple beans either

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    I’m curious where this is. They won’t even arrest you solely on possession in most of Texas anymore. Now it’s mostly used as an add-on to other charges to make the plea bargain less favorable.

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      I honestly have no idea but I kinda get the vibe that it might be a few decades old, i.e. from a time before marijuana laws started to become more relaxed.

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      It’s called colored tax. I have 15 going over 10 km tickets. They’re bulshit charges that are brought up when “they feel like it”.

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      Bro when you that haircut and your street name is The Gooch the cops are out to get you every time.

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    So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

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    I wish I had a better yearbook quote.

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    Wasn’t Gooch Gary Coleman’s bully on Different Strokes?

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