All the major leagues are terrible. Just watch junior sports. You get quality action with less commercialism.

But who made the machine?

Any post-2015 laptop would work. Look around in your local recycling bins :D

At this point Jurassic Park movies are whatever. The first one is awesome, the sequels disappoint.

I was like 9 when Jurassic Park came out. My impression of any movie will never be topped simply due being a jaded old man now. The Jurassic World movies aren’t as good but it’s still dinosaurs. I’m entertained for a couple hours and that’s enough.

This is how art changes the world for the better

Yeah fuck that. Just say no.

Like Patton Oswalt. A bunch of pedophiles went to see a movie he was in and he gets mentioned. So… he is technically in there.

Being left the fuck alone.

Now everyone expects you to respond right away.

Good thing my axiom is, “I’m a hypocrite just like everybody else, but at least I know it.”

Maybe having 8 billion people is another part of the problem.

A Mastodon instance is one Twitter, but there are many. Through federation they work together to appear as one Twitter.

Thank you

You’ve got my vote!

So what’s the law? Is it only grandmothers? Come on, AP! Include the wording of the law!

That is an incredible sculpture though

I just set a timer. As for knowing how much energy it uses: How much can you change once you know? You only get a few options on the machine to make any difference. Knowing this stuff is useful before you buy it, not after.

Well, where I live the propaganda goes hard saying that oil is responsible for our entire economy so we should be grateful.

People even have I ❤️ Oil bumper stickers here. It’s embarrassing.

Sure, but that won’t knock it out for people who don’t have their own mask

Time to carry portable EMPs

… uhhh how do I make one?

Fast paced = a lot of mistakes are made and management does everything they can to avoid responsibility