Ah! Tunnel under the mountain and send the oil on submarines! Brilliant!
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I do mean it. People just think it’s weird. 🤷♂️
Ohhhhh, that’s what I need to tell people at work when they catch me going “fuck yeah” or “nailed it!” after the most mundane tasks. I’m celebrating small victories!
The locals call it “two pricks kissing”
I miss when Paris Hilton was the most annoying thing on TV
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Gaming@beehaw.org•Analysts Say Video Game Hardware Isn't Getting Cheaper Anytime Soon
1·12 天前In the future we’ll all be renting terminals while all processing is done on their hardware
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Apple@lemmy.world•The new macOS 27 beta changes Apple's boot picker in a way that hides the Asahi Linux partition, preventing Apple Silicon Mac users from booting into their Linux installations.
1·13 天前My 2018 mini is now running Linux as my home server. It’s a powerhouse!
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just another "we are all going to die" prediction
2·13 天前Nice thanks :)
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL The location of the G-spot is typically reported as being about 50 to 80 mm (2.0 to 3.1 in) inside the vagina, on the front wallEnglish
25·14 天前Uhhh yeah, that’s why you hook your fingers.
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Apple@lemmy.world•watchOS 27 Drops Support for Apple Watch Series 9, Ultra 1, SE 2, and Older
42·14 天前I got a series 3 for $50. What more do I need a watch to do other than: tell the time, count my steps, notify of my messages when I can’t have my phone on me at work?
I scoff at your update, Apple.
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just another "we are all going to die" prediction
1·14 天前Issue numbers?
I love when the noobs rush in to do work as I walk casually so when I get there there’s nothing to do, so I walk casually to the easier job over there —>
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•Poilievre expected to call on Albertans to band with provinces, demand federal policy changes
23·15 天前Still, without Alberta Cons would be minus like 20 seats.
It’s not going to happen though. The separatist “movement” is so astroturfed it’s ridiculous. I do like the in-fighting between conservatives though. We might be able to get the NDP back in power if they split the UCP up again.
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•It will soon be mandatory for trucks in B.C. to have dashcams
8·15 天前Former truck driver here. I’ve been hearing this for almost 20 years now. It still won’t be soon.
I didn’t quit because of self-driving trucks, I quit because it’s a shitty industry that abuses drivers.
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Donald Trump is alive and storming out of interviews when an interviewer pushes back just a tiny little bit against his decade of lies
19·15 天前What a fat sweaty loser. Like seriously, why is he so sweaty in this video?
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada to limit livestock imports from Texas over flesh-eating screwworm
3·16 天前You guys are still able to afford beef?
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Ottawa's mixed fleet of F-35s and Gripens could total more than 100 aircraft, sources say
2·16 天前Yeah phase that shit out. Sell them to Iran or something.
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Games@sh.itjust.works•Marvel's Wolverine - Official Gameplay Deep Dive | State of Play 2026English
2·17 天前That makes the game disappointing?
Mongostein@lemmy.cato
Games@sh.itjust.works•Marvel's Wolverine - Official Gameplay Deep Dive | State of Play 2026English
4·18 天前Spider-Man 2 was disappointing?


They already are. They work remote jobs in the US and call themselves Digital Nomads 🙄