Go to work for an hour

Take my bottles to the depot

Ask a buddy to spot me 40

Sell a couple things

… check my bank account?

$40 isn’t that much money…

You think he’s just a patsy, like Luigi?

American flag shirt, huh? Well I guess it wasn’t those America-hating leftists.

Edit: I was right. Huh.

The killer is still at large (as far as I know) but yup, blame “the left” you fucking morons

I keep trying to find the spot where it doesn’t look fake and I can’t!

But pro economic isolation of America, apparently.

Nope, parody is free speech. Suck it, Microsoft.

Yeah it’s not completely dead. I work as a freelancer and I haven’t applied for a job in years, yet I have… 8? I don’t even know any more. Most of my work comes from people that say, “hey I know a guy that need someone for such-and-such gig, are you available?”

Although, sometimes they’re all slow and o get an unplanned week off work every now and then. January is usually the worst.

No doubt. Why do you need an account on their servers to use a server on your own hardware? So dumb.

This is only because the cops are on crack too in the other communities

Hawkin’s cheesies

So, at this point it’s just better to transplant your brain in to a whole new body

What if we nuke something?

/s

Could an artificial field be created?

What if you get skin, muscle, and bone transplants?

Theoretically it shouldn’t matter if I’m “in the country” illegally

I’m Canadian. I’m going to get this app and try to get paid.

Isn’t heating things up a chemical process?

So oil is solar energy too. From sun to plant to oil. Boom. Solar.

Here’s another one to primary. Get on it, America!