Time to make Shoresy the US ambassador. I’d love to see what he’d say about melania

Who you calling buoyant?

Ahhhh yes, I see you that you know your judo well

https://youtu.be/UeNKaZ1TG6o

And Elon is going to jump into our election for our regulator trying to bring Twitter into line with Aussie community expectations. Albo has no charisma, of we’ve learnt one thing about Trump is that politicians need to change and stop counting numbers

He’s got a good chance. All he needs do is say “are you worse now than 3 years ago,” while not providing a better solution than what we lived through

I don’t believe that is a legal reason for a gun licence in Australia, well at least in my state. You can get a licence to own a gun if you need it for entertainment purposes

Oh yeah, I wasn’t on my a game at 4.50 in the morning

Some of these charities are approaching large corporations in size and complexity. Getting people with experience to run them can be hard and the people that do do it often do it as a charitable contribution.

His dad lived to 93 and his mum until 88. He might be with us for another couple of decades

It’s not arbitrary, it’s a picked identity which shares some common features.

I initially read it to the tune of the distance by cake

I’m sure it’ll work as well as the border wall that Mexico paid for

To be fair, they’ll probably need that to buy a house

Because those 2 countries have the biggest trade surplus with the US. In his head he sees someone he’s paying a lot of money to as losing. Here in Australia we’re hoping that our huge trade deficit with the USA will shield us from his penny pinching competition

Why wouldn’t the bbc and Australian media cover the deaths by misfortune of citizens from their home country

There is no risk of that, because no one cares about ohio or Cincinnati. It is the most vanilla of room temperature things this world has on offer

Is it better that he has smart people who want to do their job well or dumb people whose biggest selling point is professed loyalty and they look good on TV

What’s a bit of sexual assault and fraud between friends? A long as you’re loyal. How’s that monarchy working out US? Remember why you gave it up?

Was hegseth chosen for his skin colour or his soul. I guess we’ll never know

They are trying so hard to bring back slavery