Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
We are just apes with pants
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather
is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt
edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website
It’s something like Kleenex. It’s a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company’s trademark (and they’re not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.
I feel like I’ve seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn’t think anything beyond “oh, cool,” and then going about the rest of my day.
Really depends on where you live, I’m sure. But around my area of the US, I don’t think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You’d probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.
The name brand version is honestly the best.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen
God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I’m not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don’t because fuck 'em, that’s why?
If none of these things, try worming tablets.
the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos
so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard
If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers
Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn’t pan out
Worse than that… they’re probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist
Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn’t be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up
What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can’t handle a magnet?
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
Also, he loves you, but if you don’t literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.
Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.
