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saltesc

@ saltesc @lemmy.world

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  • Get bent, Brenda

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  • I have dealt with someone's concern of "optics" where I'd take my team for morning coffee and it'd make our room empty so we looked lazy. They suggested we go two at a time.

  • How did you feel when you turned 18? Did you do anything special?

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  • Wanted to buy my first beer but was too student broke, so played WoW with housemates. Good times.

  • The economic cost of Brexit has just been laid bare – and it’s devastating

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  • It is also a flashing red warning to any country flirting with economic nationalism, trade wars or the fantasy that sovereignty can replace integration.

    I don't think any other country would be so stu-... Oh, wait a second.

  • Our kryptonite

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  • Found out it works with wood too!

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    I feel great 😊

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  • shitposts

    Don't worry, though. Plenty of lemmingtons come in and take it seriously without realising—which is half the point of SPs, really.

    Just always assume sarcasm and poking in these parts. Have a laugh when you see the whooshes.

    Also, block lemmy.ml if you haven't already 👍 Welcome!

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    I feel great 😊

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  • Look where you are 🙂

  • shut uppp

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  • It used to be you use a search engine to find places that have more about the thing you searched for.

    Now it's just, "The thing you searched for is this. You probably already knew that, but fuck you. Now that you've made it this far and gotten nothing, scroll down for some clickticles mentioning the thing. Keep going, keep going, keeeep going... There. This site may be a resource of stuff on that thing if you wanna try, but don't be surprised if you click back after a moment because the algorithm is basically fucked for actual searching. Have you tried Page 5? Yeah, it's full of unrelated shit. It looks like Pages 1 and 2 are all that the entire internet has on that thing, probably."

    Let's be honest, many thing broke the internet, but Google was a big contributor to its current state and my god does it suck now. Why do we even still call them "browsers"?

  • Would you leave this?

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  • I have left a sketched map to the disabled parks.

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    I feel great 😊

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  • Because everyone knows Hamas are as equal an evil as the Israel authority.

    OP's "feeling great" is in no way associated with what's actually going on—that would be insane. It's just about how they perceive their social superiority to others whenever the topic of Hamas and Israel rises. They couldn't care less about what's going on, but they want that "owned 'em" feels.

  • Tesla Sales Down 55% in UK, 58% in Spain, 59% in Germany, 81% in Netherlands, 93% in Norway vs. 2024

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  • Look. I know Norway be cool in this, but I'm actually kind of shocked at just 93%.

    Edit: Though, looking at the figures, makes sense. Business as usual if you don't consider the one-off spike they're comparing to to get that figured.

  • the wok agenda

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  • Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌

    The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people..

    Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term "shitpost"... They should DDG it, but we know they won't... And remain subscribed...😙👌 Killer SP.

  • Whats the best way to clean up 15 years of stuff around the house?

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  • 12 month rule. If you haven't used it in a year or forgot it exists, get rid of it. In the end, it's just shit made in a factory somewhere and nothing special.

  • OH GOD YES

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  • Sometimes I want a hug from someone that can afford one, but instead I'm giving out hugs to everyone else that needs it. And that's just these unplanned days.

  • Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

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  • It has nothing to do with one's ability to detect text tone better than another cohort. It is simply using the brain for a split second to evaluate which is more likely; a pro-AIDS misogynistic Lemmy user, or someone taking the piss on the fact Lemmy users are much the opposite.

    It is clearly "Amiright, guys?" character humour and really only requires some minimal effort to realise that.

    Though, at this point it really doesn't matter as those that think for themselves by looking at what others thought (the vote counters) will contribute by following suit.

  • After 8 named storms already this year, we had our first sunny weekend.

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  • Send some my way. I've had a new raft since Dec and the water levels I need to be above 1.5m haven't been above 0.7m.

  • Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

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  • I'm astounded so many of you cannot pick up the sarcasm in, "it's okay to get AIDS" and "women what?"

    At times, I swear the levels of acumen here flirt with Facebook's.

  • Former Norway leader(Thorbjørn Jagland) charged with corruption after probe into alleged Epstein ties, lawyers say

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  • Gee. Took them long-.... looks at USA ...You know, when you think about it, Norway's been pretty swift.

  • What's the stupidest thing someone has ever done in front of you?

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  • Has degrees and career in statistics but has poker machine problem.

  • A mighty hunter

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  • My Finnish Lapphunds do it even if there's no snow. But they only do the digging in snow or sand. They also shove their whole heads into water for a while to fish out random stuff that looks interesting from above.

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Wil Wagner - Laika

  • Thunder App @lemmy.world
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    Marking as read in inbox being weird...

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Jadu Heart - Another Life

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - March on for Pax Romana

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Aphrodite's Child - The Four Horsemen

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Moby - When It's Cold I'd Like To Die

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Cyanide & Happiness: Who is Mothman?

  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Explosion in central Athens after anonymous tip off

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c0r51d2r8peo
  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Do you donate money? How, why, why not?

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    A Finnish Lapphund dinner

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    The 4th Gen Mitsubishi Delica

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    it's true

  • Formula 1 @lemmy.world
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    Skid marks on Eau Rouge

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    That's not what I meant...

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    This has to be a joke...

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    sigh...

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Which accents are "hot" in your part of the world?

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    Turned 1 today

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Okay