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Ford and Tesla batteries linked to destructive deforestation of indigenous lands
Aspiring to reach way down to the lowest bar, Ford and Tesla are doing Volkswagen things. But a spokesperson from VW pointed out every other impact the corporation has had on the environment in the last three decades, stating, “Halt mal mein Bier.”






















Well it did find me and my beer is so cold I’m actually letting it warm up!
Yep. You can take solace in that iit’s so cold where I am right now, beer was a stupid choice. But the same firewood warming me up right now has been making the shower water hot af for the last two hours. I’ll scold myself with first degree burns and pretend I like it, just in spite…
…okay, you win.