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zenergy@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Scratch that itch

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Scratch that itch

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zenergy@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      You going to take a full on shower every time you shit? The best option is a bidet if you ask me.

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        I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule

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        They’re pretty big shits

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          Here we go again.

          But TP sucks at cleaning your butthole

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              Well… have you tried inviting your friends and neighbors?

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                Are acquaintances allowed to the butt party?

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          yeah and when you do dishes you just wipe the plates with a dry paper towel

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            No, I put them in a dishwasher where they are cleaned with boiling hot water and a mixture of bleach, hydroxides, sodium carbonate and sodium silicate. Is that relevant to what I do to my ass?

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              yes

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            I do reuse a plate all day though.

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              and you throw away your asshole?

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                I mean in between washing. I’m not picky about breakfast toast crumbs on my lunch plate. Maybe I should be, but that’s probably not my worst habit

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                  you should be more picky about shit crumbs on your asshole.

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                    I am, that’s the point of my comment about the comparison.

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              You dont wash your dishes?

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              it’s wild how people are adamant that they should live like fucking cavemen. you know if you washed your asses you would have invaded other countries and justified it with “these animals don’t even wash their asses”.

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                  wash your nasty ass

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