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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months ago

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..rule?

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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months ago
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  • SoupBrick@yiffit.net
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    “We have to keep trying!” ~Elon to Trump

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      The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

      • SGG@lemmy.world
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        What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

        • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          HE WHAT!?!

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            Oh my god I thought that was satire

            https://www.gbnews.com/politics/us/elon-musk-donald-trump-mar-a-lago-florida

            • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              What a sub 😶

          • SGG@lemmy.world
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            Example news article about it: https://www.gbnews.com/politics/us/elon-musk-donald-trump-mar-a-lago-florida

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    Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don’t understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

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      Elon definitely looks like he’s been pregnant 17 times…

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        Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

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          I guess he’s running low on blood boys.

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      And yet, so many women still opt for having numerous large families.

      P.s.

      My native language double crossed me on that sentence.

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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        Wut?

        • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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          Regardless pregnancy and birth being an highly stressful and toll taking endeavour for a woman’s body, many still opt to have large families, out of their own volition.

          I really don’t see how much clearer I can get in my wording.

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            You could say that about a lot of things. Boxing enacts an extreme toll on a boxers body, in training, in match prep and in the fight itself, yet many of them continue to come back to the ring.

            Sometimes the thing that is a struggle and exacts a toll has a reward that makes it worth it. It doesnt mean the struggle to get the thing wasn’t difficult or debilitating.

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              You’re right and I whole heartdly agree with you.

              I was trying to express that exact same idea on my first comment, with obviously disastrous outcome.

          • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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            Yeah, I got confused by the numerous / large there.

            Some peeps get away with having two families, but it usually is the guy because it’s easier to father children on “business trips” than to do a whole pregnancy.

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              Travel salesman family arrangement.

              It’s the classic joke in my country.

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        True, but 17 is rare and wild.

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          Today.

          A great-grandmother of mine had 19.

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            How many of them lived to adulthood?

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              Only two died. One fell off a wall at 6, the other was attacked by a dog. Most never married.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

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      At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What on earth is the implication here?

    Edit: I’ve learned far more about this man’s personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

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      Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

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      Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

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        The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

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      Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

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      Elons a slut

      Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

      Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

      Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

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    I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

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    He would have had 17 abortions

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    After 16 children choose emancipation…

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    Men can give birth though…

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    Found another Elon alt account.

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      I don’t support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

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    MPREG MUSK

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      MPRUSK

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