I was in line at biolife and a guy in line was doing the same. After a couple minutes, I rudely asked if he needed me to spot him a couple dollars for a pair of headphones, and he threatened to kill me

nothing is a choice, everything is a product of your nurture and nature and free will is an illusion

I unironically believe this, yet I also believe that all fascists (including ICE, obviously) need their “medicine” (lead)

Wow, I always thought it was just a funny word for masturbating 😬

Not everything has to be about hard drugs and politics. Sometimes you’re allowed to just make a silly little family friendly meme

Maybe this is more your style

The modlog says it was for “ban evasion, trolling.” @secretlyaddictedtolinux@lemmy.world was banned from there a month ago for “Civility, blindly defending a violent murderer because of their race/religion/sexuality/gender.” The username certainly makes it look like ban evasion

I ChadGPT’d a summary of it

ok so the dinah project is this super shady operation run by lawyer types who think theyre spies or something and theyre trying to solve this huge mystery of who did what during some fight and its all very suspicious

heres the thing

• its led by these hardcore legal geeks who probably spend more time arguing about parking tickets than actual crimes and they think theyre above everyone else with their law degrees and stuff
• funded by these mysterious groups who probably just want to look good or get free coffee or something
• claims to be all about stopping sexual violence in war but really its just a big blame game and a way to stir up drama
• they go around talking to the un and other big shots but nobody really knows if theyre trying to fix anything or just cause more problems
• people give them money and it all goes to fancy reports and powerpoint presentations that nobody really reads

so heres my take

basically the dinah project is just a big show with a lot of money and fancy words but does it actually do anything or is it just fueling more political bs who knows and thats the problem with all these so called humanitarian groups they just want to look good and get funding but they dont actually care about solving anything

I used to keep a knife blade under the sole of my shoe. I forgot it was in there and made it through security without it being noticed

A kid in the womb is better off listening to old people’s regrets and dying wishes so they can handle dying of old age better when the time comes

I hit a kid with my car once so now I can litter and stuff without guilt

Nope

This is my favorite kind of review- thank you

Power tripping = not agreeing with me

True, I think most of us here can agree with that. This is just a joke post though- OP knows they broke a stupid rule in a funny way, and came here to have a laugh about it

I think from context we can gather that the removal was due to “advocating violence”

I’d argue that the meat of a vegan human who consents to being eaten is vegan

There’s a classic relationship question (often as a joke, but sometimes unironically from an insecure partner) of “would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Am I getting a lot of downvotes?

Edit: oof, I just checked lol