Zach | Bluesky
Transcript
4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: A bully holds a guy by the shirt; his fist is raised threateningly.
Bully: I’m gonna give you a knuckle sandwich
Panel 2: the guy snickers to himself thinking “He doesn’t know that I’m gluten intolerant
Guy: Good luck
Panel 3: they both blush shyly as the bully scratches his head and looks away; there’s lettuce wrapped around his fist.
Bully: Also… I remembered you have celiac’s disease so… it’s a lettuce wrap…
Panel 4: the bully thrusts his fist into the guys face with a loud WHOMP. His eyes are closed shut tight, tears flowing down, still blushing as hearts surround him.
Bully: IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING
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B…b.BAKA! [Sound of skull crushing]
Why would being gluten intolerant protect him from the knuckle sandwich? It would actually make it worse for him.
He’d have to forever live with the consequences of feeding him gluten and… I’m not actually sure. Is it like lactose intolerance where you just shit yourself or get real bad gas, or is it like shellfish allergies where it makes you puffy or can close up your airways?
Someone I knew had their hair fall out.
I think it usually just gives you an upset stomach.
He’s a gentle bully, he only wants to punch him, not make him shit his pants. I guess
But the guy doesn’t even tell him. He acts like being gluten intolerant provides passive protection.
Bonus panel /s
Spoiler
Note this is from QC comics and is not part of the original comic.
I didn’t realize Zach wrote toxic yaoi
Just needs “baka!” at the end.
That’s really cute without the bonus panel! Like in a weird abusive aggressive sort of way.
We all got that part.
Sorry, the bonus thing was a joke, which is why I dropped it in a comment. It’s a panel taken from QC Comics
who downvotes vegan porn?
You try eating lettuce wrapped sandwiches and burgers and come back and tell me it’s not trigger inducing.
~I speak from experience.~
Have you tried rice flour or cauliflower buns? I have found them often more delicious than the meat it replaces
Yes. I currently get Schär for buns, and Canyon Bakehouse for regular bread. I’ve been told restaurants get Udis buns for their GF, and they’re amazing. But, they’re not the same as what’s in grocery stores for us lowly consumers. I’m open to other suggestions if you have any.
Please, for fuck’s sake, be more popular…
Please be more popular.
People who hate salads? Maybe lettuce killed their parents
John Astin is the only surviving member of the Addams Family TV show…was attack of the Killer Tomatoes significant?
Lettuce pray for them
…the rump press secretaries or the victims of voting for change and getting flurries of the same?..
According to the yaoi plots my wife describes to me, this seems like a not-implausible start to their relationship.
That got complicated real quick.
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