how is this anyone’s fantasy video game? why are ai bros so basic 
and why does the ai have detailed logs of your hopes and dreams 
have my spawn point be the mansion I always look at on Zillow
When your hopes and dreams are a piece of the present world exactly the way it is.
Feels like this is so very clearly a joke tweet lol
At this point literally just go outside and touch grass
Or don’t if your dream is to shoot up your neighborhood or something.
One part of fantasy video games is escapism, how tf is this that? The ebay part screams bit, going to get delisted.
Hello computer. None of my friends are joining because they’re busy playing GTA with missions about their own hopes and dreams, rather than mine. Please homogenize our hopes and dreams so we can connect. When you’re done, sell our old hopes and dreams on ebay, and use that money to fund tokens for homogenizing our opinions too.
here is another fantasy:
make a detailed map of bill gates mansion
pull his security ad profiles for the rotation schedules and geo positions
upload to hitman3 mod community
Agent 47 better look out for Bill’s shotgun
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Invite your friends over, have some acid, stare at the wall, and describe the game you are imagining yourselves to be playing.
Computer, make me a game where I am giant and there is a man who lives inside my ass and controls me with levers and wires.
Sell all my games on eBay to fund more levers and wires.
Hello Computer.
Read and distill every script from The Sopranos.
Use Google earth to recreate New Jersey in pixel perfect detail.
Make the consigliere me and have the spawn point be the donut shop where Chrissy flips his shit that one time.
Review my fanfic history and make every mission about Carmelo falling in love with me
When you’re done, sell every item I owe and use that money to fund tokens for more essays on what gabagool actually is
The tech bros continue to be indistinguishable from their satirizations
You know you can already play a video game where you make up all the rules, mechanics, characters and setting on the fly? It’s called your imagination.
It’s also instant, it’s more vivid and directly connected to your brain than any video game can be, it knows everything you want, you don’t even have to prompt it, it’s extremely energy-efficient, probably makes you healthier and smarter, and it’s completely free.
Oh and you never have to reload your saves and find you lost a ton of progress.
I completely agree and am becoming Calvin’s dad more and more. Go build character!
There’s a frontend called SillyTavern where people set up narrative roleplaying with AI. The subreddit for it is having a struggle session because OpenRouter, which sells cloud access to AI that SillyTavern can plug into, is now going to monitor and report any CSAM materials. The users there are very comfortable with telling the world they will not support a company that bans CSAM. I wish I was kidding but they seem to be extremely pro “CSAM is aktually freespeech!”
Oh and you never have to reload your saves and find you lost a ton of progress.
Idk my brain might be the old model or something
Yeah but I don’t get Steam achievements for that.
It’s called your imagination.
And hallucinogenic drugs are like DLC for it.
This is a bit, right
“Call of Duty but it’s in Florida and the heroines are a bunch of trans women who establish a Soviet Republic.”
“Also add stupid pop culture references into the achievement names.”
just go to a bar omg
Who’s constantly looking at mansions on real estate websites?
As soon as one of their hustles takes off they’ll be moving into one while us luddites will be stuck povertymaxxing
I’m constantly looking at desolate islands in the south Atlantic, which is basically the same thing.
My hope and dream is to open a low-rise apartment building on St. Helena called the Napoleon Complex
