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doublepepperoni [none/use name]

@ doublepepperoni @hexbear.net

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  • Oven pancake (CW: milk, eggs)

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  • This is what a real pancake looks like and the anglos are simply wrong

  • In BioShock, the ultra-rich build an offshore enclave where they can commit atrocities without consequence and systematically strip young girls of their most basic human rights. ⬇

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  • Just play System Shock 2 which is a much better game and a real RPG to boot

  • Cool, even more Jeffrey Epstein merch

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  • I'm just imagining a lot of non-English speaking

    buying these shirts because they're being pushed by the algorithm

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    ONE PIECE: Season 2 | Official Trailer | Netflix

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Cool, even more Jeffrey Epstein merch

  • Only 12€ for a monogrammed Y2K Jeffrey Epstein shirt???? What a steal

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  • If you had two friends they could go as Jared from Subway and Jimmy Saville

  • What type of Eastern European nazi flag is this

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  • That barely works as a fig leaf for black metal bands but libs bought it foot line and sinker

  • Only 12€ for a monogrammed Y2K Jeffrey Epstein shirt???? What a steal

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  • Remember when everyone agreed Epstein was a bad guy and tried to paint him as belonging to the other team

  • Only 12€ for a monogrammed Y2K Jeffrey Epstein shirt???? What a steal

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  • But why would you want to wear it

  • What type of Eastern European nazi flag is this

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  • When being just a regular Serbian nationalist isn't chuddy enough for you

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    What type of Eastern European nazi flag is this

  • Only 12€ for a monogrammed Y2K Jeffrey Epstein shirt???? What a steal

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  • Well at least I hope some dude in China undercuts his business with these

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Only 12€ for a monogrammed Y2K Jeffrey Epstein shirt???? What a steal

  • New favourite insult: uncylosaurus

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  • Dino trivia is the last thing my brain will retain in the old folks' home

  • New favourite insult: uncylosaurus

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  • tiny arms

    umm actually

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    New favourite insult: uncylosaurus

  • Thank you GTA IV for teaching me the winning formula to a date with a lady

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  • I just love the game as a time capsule. At first I was kind of disoriented by all the chirpy Nokia ringtones you hear while walking on the street

  • Thank you GTA IV for teaching me the winning formula to a date with a lady

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  • What makes the discount pointless is how little clothing items there are to buy and how much money you get. All Rockstar games have a problem with the player ending up with way too much money with nothing to spend it on but GTA IV has it especially bad. It's just clothes and guns, and you can carry so much ammo on you that you'll never run out on most of them. (I ended up tweaking some ini files to limit the maximum ammo capacity to just a few magazines on each gun to make the game more interesting). You can't buy cars and there's no car customisation outside of taking them to Pay N Spray for a random paintjob. The personal vehicle system (which just involves preventing vehicles from despawning by parking them in parking spots in front of your safehouses) is so undercooked I installed a trainer just so I could customise and spawn my vehicles back when I lost them

    That more grounded tone is why I've always loved GTA IV. I love the vibes of the early game where you do jobs for Roman, Little Jacob and fairly low-level Russian mobsters while living in a shitty apartment

  • Thank you GTA IV for teaching me the winning formula to a date with a lady

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  • Of the five women who Niko can date over the course of GTA IV, two like being taken to the strip club. The one you're probably thinking of is Alex, who has a blog about her sex life. She'll actually comment on some of the places you take her to in her blog which is a cool detail. GTA IV also has perks you can unlock by dating the three optional girlfriends. Alex can give you a 50% discount in all of the game's clothing stores (honestly pointless), Carmen is supposed to be able to restore your health if you call her but it just doesn't seem to work in my game and Kiki can get rid of your wanted level.

    All of the friends also had unlocks. In this current playthrough I've had fun with Dwayne's Backup perk after I discovered it also works in story missions. In the big bank heist mission I had two random gangsta dudes with Mac-10s tag along as Niko and the others, looking like Payday characters, fought their way from the bank to the subway and back to the streets again

    Feels like the sort of thing Rockstar wouldn't allow in any of their more modern games

  • Best pokemon game since gen2?

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  • Whichever came out when you were in third grade

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Thank you GTA IV for teaching me the winning formula to a date with a lady

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    "Estonia's communist stint was an atrocity close to that of the Khmer Rouge"

  • Wolf girl won the vote in deadlock

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  • Garlic Cross

  • How is this all so stupid

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  • I believe the thing with FNAF porn, or Minecraft porn, or porn of most shows and games mostly aimed at/associated with children is that you have young people discovering their sexuality while they're also into said show or game, so those wires end up getting crossed and when they get a bit older they start making/consuming porn based on characters they liked.

    It would make sense for some weird teenager on 4chan to be cranking it to FNAF porn (editor's note: not really

    ) but for Jeffrey Epstein, an incredibly rich guy in his 50s to even know what that is is fucking mind-bending

  • How is this all so stupid

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  • Your Gamertag is tied to your Microsoft account

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    How is this all so stupid

  • Gotta give credit to the guys running the Gears of War 3 PC port for the way they're handling Gamers

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  • Yes it is! Versus, Horde* and Beast are all there

    *Fixed earlier typo, sadly there is not a single horse to be found

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Gotta give credit to the guys running the Gears of War 3 PC port for the way they're handling Gamers

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    "Zionism is when there's an interracial couple on my TV"

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    In further fan game news, Delta Online, the modded PC port of Gears of War 3's multiplayer, is now open to the public

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I've enjoyed using the subway to get around in GTA IV too much in this playthrough

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    lmao at this nazi sneaking "German villagers" into his list of America's victims

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    White people are at it again, white Jesus wasn't enough

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Cool, here's some low-fi beats for all the budding school shooters and ICE recruits out there

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    It should be illegal to put unpitted olives into any kind of snack product

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    What would've JRR Tolkien said if you'd told him that his works would become the equivalent of Norse mythology and Wagner to a new and even more embarrassing generation of Nazis

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    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    "How is this PS2?!" It's clearly fucking not you dolt

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    doublepepperoni [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    "What are we, a bunch of Venezuelans???"