: Also, uh, agent Orange is red, it is not to be confused with me
i mean… wasn’t Saigon renamed to Ho Chi Minh City? so he’s basically saying he could have ended the war by bombing the western backed puppet government?
JDPON Don
Yeah, won the war for whom?
I mean, that’s true, if the US bombed themselves and their own allies, the war probably WOULD end pretty quickly.
Look if we finally beat Iron Dome
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land—the common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
:i-cant: :amerikkka:
good ref
They tried to bomb Hanoi over and over and kept getting shot down because they had the best anti-air in the world. But I guess he would have gone berserker mode and that would have changed things.
the berserker mode tweet really encapsulated this sort of discourse perfectly
Utter delusion. This is like the guy in the bar talking about how he could beat up Big Shaq. Also Ho Chi Minh city was the capital of his side lmao.
How Trump could have won:
-Don’t bomb the foliage in the forest, focus on Saigon
-Demand Pol Pot not be silly with the Vietnamese
-Don’t siege Saigon, take it immediately
-Zurge rush Saigon to cut off Vietnamese manpower
-Ally with the Vietnamese against the Vietnamese
-Ignore Hanoi
Oof beat me to it.
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
You ever wish you could go back in time?
back in 1982, i could throw a football a quarter mile.
This is just that “Berserker Mode” tweet playing out in real time
Hitler could’ve ended WW2 by just bombing the hell out of Berlin.
“Bomb Stelingrad, just do it”
“Well, I would have announced victory after a week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, etc…”(I was going to make it match the duration of the Iran war, but I’m not going to commit to the bit)import datetime epic_fury = datetime.date(2026,2,28) additional_weeks = max(((datetime.date.today() - epic_fury).days // 7) - 1, 0) ezpz = "Well, I would have announced victory after a week" + ", and the next week" * additional_weeks + "." print(ezpz)Output:
Well, I would have announced victory after a week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next week.
(I look forward to hearing about my inevitable off-by-one error)
edit: preventing negative values of
additional_weeksis unnecessary, since (in Python) multiplying a string by an integer less than 1 just produces an empty string, so that line can be simplified toadditional_weeks = ((datetime.date.today() - epic_fury).days // 7) - 1And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day
I love you so much
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“Don’t siege Leningrad, take it!”
Removed by mod
I really fucking hope not
Nixon never thought to drop bombs
Ha ha ha so funny, dirtbag suckdems will laugh at this and then seethe about some milquetoast lib saying something vaguely imperialist
