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TankieTanuki [he/him]

@ TankieTanuki @hexbear.net

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A furry Marxist-Leninist varmint

I used em dashes long before LLMs were a thing, and I don't intend to stop

  • Maybe the females find his singing atrocious

  • probably not going to mate this season

    he just like me fr

  • That's Professor Farnsworth levels of ethics: "Science cannot move forward without heaps [of dead monkeys]!"

  • Bobik: "It goes how fast!? Fuck that, I'm outta here!"

  • Oh shit, he wants the continent bonus!

  • It's purely a post hoc justification for Trump's greed

  • corgiwithaspacesuit

  • You're thinking of the US News & World Report rankings

  • The road from Russia to Europe leads through Greenland. I am good at geography and very intelligent.

  • why is the cow a cyclops?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    When you feel sad about Laika, remember that these dogmonauts survived

  • Things change w/ elections, which is in Nov.

    Just 10 months until Trump is voted out of office!

  • the same thing applies to the US too, except you had the power to choose your president

    American bourgeois elections are valid, but Russia's bourgeois elections are invalid because the news told me it's a bad country.

    The fact that Russia's president has double the approval rating of America's proves, paradoxically, that they're less democratic.

  • Is Ne Zha the ugliest main character in the history of animated cinema? The Hunchback of Notre Dame might have him beat, but Quasimodo’s ugliness is ennobling; Ne Zha’s is corrupting. Not only does he have sunken eyes, bad teeth, and the world’s worst haircut, he’s also a complete shit. He throws tantrums. He breaks things. He drops trou and pisses wherever he pleases. The Americans I know who’ve tried to watch either of his two movies shut them off within moments, disgusted.

    This reads like Jerry Falwell criticizing The Simspons

  • You can use Big Brother to help find your birth family.

    Every year, more Chinese adoptees send off DNA kits, upload photographs, or submit their DNA to the National Reunion Database. As databases grow and social networks interconnect, the chance of reunion grows. Chinese police now use not only DNA analysis but also face recognition to help families reunite.

    oh no

  • NASA’s leaders settled on a plan of baffling complexity: a single trip to the lunar surface could require 40-plus rocket launches

    Wat? Didn't we do it in a single launch in the 1960s?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    President Trump diagnosed with chronic beanous insufficiency

  • videos @hexbear.net

    Former ballerina with Alzheimer's listens to Tchaikovsky's 'Swan Lake' and relives her performance

  • memes @hexbear.net

    Perspectives

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    We had our family reunion in Kenya this year. This was my grandpa's reaction to seeing a giraffe for the first time. He had never left New Jersey before

  • news @hexbear.net

    Up to a dozen NATO officers were killed near Odessa, including Americans — Lebedev: EADaily

    eadaily.com /en/news/2026/01/07/up-to-a-dozen-nato-officers-were-killed-near-odessa-including-americans-lebedev
  • Science @hexbear.net

    Can you identify these two celestial bodies?

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Do people you block on Lemmy still see your posts and comments?

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    ContraPoints' cryptic non-statement on Venezuela

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    WTF is this shit? This is required to watch a "restricted" video on YouTube now

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    It's Putin's fault

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    NATO bots account for 90% of the bot posts on the Ukraine war

  • videos @hexbear.net

    Neo-Nazi Banderites march in Lviv, Ukraine on 2026-01-01

    tankie.tube /w/cRdcK88BSXmsDo1BdpGM2F
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Bernie Sanders says Trump did not go through the proper channels to take out "a corrupt and brutal dictator like Maduro"

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    NYT and WaPo are state media

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Ursula von der Leyen condemns the United States' unprovoked, full-scale invasion of Venezuela, vows to hold Washington accountable

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Black-Eyed Beanis

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Democrats have a talent for abandoning any decent policies or opinions they may have once had

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Chess man has an opinion

  • news @hexbear.net

    Latvia bans teaching Russian as second foreign language starting 2026

    ua.news /en/world/u-latviyi-zaboroniaiut-vivchennia-rosiiskoyi-iak-drugoyi-inozemnoyi-movi-z-2026-roku