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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Blessica Blimpson

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Blessica Blimpson

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前
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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.

    Ok…

    The name Blessica sucks.

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      Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

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        Or whose last name is Blimpson.

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          I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.

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            We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.

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            Not with that attitude.

          • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            you can certainly try

          • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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            With a mace everything is possible.

            • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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              10 个月前

              And malice

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                And my (bl)axe

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            I mean, you can knock up a trans guy

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            Damn :(

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        someone who likes the name Blessica

        I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”

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          Blive, blaugh, blove

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            Is that you scoob?

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              Ruh roh

          • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            9 个月前

            To… blave…

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              Blilly Blystal

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          No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

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          That’s a crunchy mom?

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        “Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”

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      Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.

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      She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.

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        I think you mean the bleginning

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        I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.

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      I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?

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