I went from the Ender 3 v3, to the Anycubic Kobra 3, and the difference is so wide, or makes it hard to recommend the Ender. With the Ender I could do small simple models, but anything with multiple parts were hard to dial in tolerances. The anycubic allows me to do multiple days of printing and be assured all the parts will come together. I now also get error handling so a tangle or running out of filament won't ruin the job. It even resumes after power loss. I know it's not in your budget, but the difference is very noticeable.
MiSTER Pi with a 19" 4:3 dell monitor and original controllers (or very high replica i.e. nintendo online nes, snes, n64, etc.). I'm fine with turbo core or similar. It's an amazing setup (especially with nfc). My 9 year old son loves playing retro games with me or alone.
Even if it did have firmware, the card is burned months ahead of shipping, and launch day firmware was finalized only days or weeks before launch. A game that comes out 6 months later might have launch day firmware, but that's likely outdated by the time of release.
That's not a complete overhaul, I'm talking about something like Fortnite from 8 years ago to now. That's no shared code left. That's not a game that came on cartridge, obviously, but Animal Crossing only got a few tweaks and some additional content. It isn't an example of what a key card represents.
The key card acts like any physical that has a complete overhaul post launch. The physical goes in, the game plays from internal storage. It contains no game data, and you have to download the full game from the server.
That problem is the same I've faced talking to people. They distrust science and anything that disagrees with what they have been told by trusted people in their tribes (often church). That's what makes this message effective.
Praying to an inactive theoretical being is sort of the whole foundation of religion. If they (super being) ever verifiably acted, it would no longer be a religion, just fact. The unknown nature is what keeps people scared/hooked. This adds a depth to the comic that may not have even been intended (or the author is wicked smart).
The man writing is in a bear suit. He translated the roar as 'zipper', which indicates the bears have figured out his secret. He is then presumably eaten.
Old Man's Journey. It's 100% playable touch, but it's short.