a white twenty year old typed this
Pretty much the ideal victim
Wish they hadn’t
I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one’s ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?
Robbed ?
What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov=sfla1
Sorry this is a very grim case but it’s very famous in France.
Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.
Fuck all of those people. And only the “mastermind” behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole
Edit: then the warden of the prison the “cute girl” was staying in ended up fucking her for preferential treatment
https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20120216-french-prison-governor-jailed-affair-femme-fatale-inmate
A total of 27 people were accused of involvement in the crime and were tried for kidnapping and murder in 2009. One person was acquitted and the rest were convicted. Gang leader Youssouf Fofana was sentenced to life imprisonment with a minimum of 22 years before the possibility of parole. The woman who had lured Halimi to his abduction was sentenced to nine years imprisonment. Two of his close associates, Jean-Christophe Soumbou and Samir Ait Abdel Malek, received 18 and 15-year prison terms respectively, and Malek’s prison term was later increased to 18 years upon appeal. Six others convicted over their involvement received sentences ranging from 12 to 15 years imprisonment, and seven others received sentences ranging from 8 months to 11 years imprisonment.[17] While Fofana chose not to appeal his sentence, 14 of the 27 verdicts were appealed by the prosecution.[18] The convictions were upheld on appeal in December 2010.[19] In 2017, a Paris court sentenced Fofana to an additional 10 years imprisonment for other extortions he had committed.[20]
I never thought about that. Those fucking catfish are just hunting without a permit.
Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.
Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it’s more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.
Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy
That honey mussy.
so it’s male meese repeatedly saying “what’s up?” in increasingly menacing tones
You mean a moosen?
In the woods with the woodsen?
“AYO WHO’S LOOKIN’ FOR THESE HOOVES OUT HERE‽”
“Me.” BAM
So… We’re the siren song.
I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.
I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags
When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.
And you don’t even report it, because it’s super fucking emabarassing.
Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.
Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.
You should talk to a doctor
Who do you think I’ve been having all that painful sex with?
Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.
Sometimes.
As a queer person, this is a very real danger when trolling for dick on Grindr. It could turn out to be a homophobe looking to kill a gay person.
That’s fucked, I never thought of that.
These are certainly quite some words.
shiiiiid, i guess thats me
Moossy
Ah so that’s what zim meant when he said “I’ll leave you to your moosey fate”
There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.
OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.
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