Ron Williams, a former Secret Service agent who is now CEO of the security and risk management firm Talon Companies

Ah life really does imitate art

All of Donnie’s boys sitting in the “work in the White House together” challenge like

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master

Like when the FBI investigated Trump and found corruption and therefore he was removed from ever running in our elections?

For those who haven’t seen snl’s papyrus skit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ

Or papyrus 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8PdffUfoF0

A couple of the best sketches SNL has ever done

Can this department kick it off by eliminating itself, since it’s a wish.com version of https://www.gao.gov/

You’re right, and I’m sorry for the immediate reaction without further research, I can only hope my edited comment sheds more light on the issue

Except this comment seems to leave out that mandatory science education stops in India at 10th grade, so the periodic table and evolution will not be taught to Indian students unless they pursue higher grades of education.

Edit: It appears all of this is also moot, since a comment below pointed out that these things have been added back into the curriculum:

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/evolution-periodic-table-to-stay-part-of-class-9-10-syllabus/articleshow/101058188.cms

Is this the modern day version of getting beads at mardi gras

Yeah and it only took the deaths of many hundreds of thousands of Americans fighting with muskets and cannons. I dread to think what a civil war would look like today

Gotta keep em busy somehow voting stupidly and paying wild interest rates on their lifted trucks or they might start thinking for themselves

lol those same aliens watching earth and seeing what we’re doing

The gom jabbar makes for a great sewing needle

Sounds like the plot of a Michael Bay movie, I’m sold

That’s true. For us to compete we just need the same in the US! We just need uhhhh

https://www.tsmc.com/english/aboutTSMC/TSMC_Fabs

Not to worry. If gas is a little cheaper while they fill up their tanks at the pump, they’ll be happy to pay [insert car financing company here] exorbitant amounts of money and think they’re winning

Especially because every grift that trump has made, his shoes and the like, were all made internationally. Wonder who will pay for those tarrifs when he does the same?

Lol at least Zorg admitted to being evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v8Qm10FwuM

Invest in COSTCO now. According to idiocracy, if anything thrives it will be Costco, Carl’s Jr., and Starbucks (that’s where you get handjobs)

I don’t want aliens finding his dna in billions of years and reviving him. Probably the meanest thing we could do to another species is giving them fifth element version of elon