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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don't take themselves.

  • Dynamic pricing could be coming to your local supermarket

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  • If they got batteries

    I want them batteries

  • Teams’ invasive Wi‑Fi tracking sparks backlash as users say Microsoft crossed a line — “There must be a team at Microsoft tasked with making Teams worse”

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  • "It's okay, because it's Microsoft" is management's response when I raise a concern at work.

    Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn't on the software whitelist yet

  • Is creatine safe?

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  • I might be confused, but I thought creatine gives your muscles a minor"second wind" kinda thing so you can push yourself to do some extra reps? It's not like a steroid kinda thing, I was told.

  • Trending

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  • Why don't you work there anymore

  • How to install .py apps?

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  • Other comments did a good job

    Just making sure, how familiar are you with using the terminal?

    The GitHub repository you linked is terminal-only

  • The State of the Union

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  • Counting or not counting gang violence

  • Epstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI:

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  • I haven't held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

    Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

  • 💀🌈🙏🌈💀

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  • Do I really want to know?

  • Your car is here.

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  • Sounds stressful.

    Is it not like having a stockpile of live weapons where you have to keep checking if the safeties are on?

  • Can you type out the music intro to the song "I'll be there for you" Friends TV show intro song

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  • I tried this on mobile and cracked my phone when I dropped it to do the claps

  • How to find nazis

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  • Do not fuck nazis

    They can do it themselves

  • Coherent ideology

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  • Mark Zuckerberg to testify in social media addiction trial

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  • senator, we run ass

    sips water

  • Harm production

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  • I think there's a huge spike in gambling if that counts.

    House always wins, my main takeaway from a few high school probability classes, a horrible first time at a casino and Fallout New Vegas probably.

    So many people are desperate and throwing their money and hope at that predatory and shockingly under-regulated industry

    I'd say it's probably worse and less manageable than most central nervous system surprises available at the gas station

    Hope you're less afraid? I am high, so I could all be, like, stupidly wrong.

  • Ban USA politics from this sub please

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  • I keep hearing about that old prime minister who went for a swim in the ocean and just disappeared.

    They named a swimming pool complex after him. Swim centre named after someone who probably drowned. I don't know what to say about that.

    Also keep hearing stories surrounding him and his disappearance.

    Smells like a conspiracy, but I never looked into it. What are your thoughts?

    I prefer my information from the most reliable sources: Strangers on the internet

  • DHS Agents Arrest Man by Pretending to Be Stranded Motorists… A Ploy to Get The “Worst of the Worst” Who are Midwest Nice

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  • I think their "rationale" is to snag the cartoon characters they've invented in their minds.

    They expect an opportunist criminal to crime them.

    This only makes sense if you believe there are literally millions of criminals in a town of 50 thousand residents.

    I expect them to shoo away helpful people indefinitely

    (Or, more likely, just arrest a random passerby and call it a success)

  • All the homies hate Karl Kautsky

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  • Thank you

    I deeply appreciate the effort

  • All the homies hate Karl Kautsky

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  • who is kautsky and how did Lenin produce those paragraphs before they invented ritalin:

    placeholder text for if I still want to research answers when I wake up

  • So how would you handle this?

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  • Hello I have problem

    Have you considered premeditated murder?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    glow rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    this Malawi gold shit is wayy strong than I was expecting

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    poni

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    rulee harvey oswalb

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    trout

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    if I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor it

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    inshallah they find him

  • Linux @lemmy.ml
    tourist @lemmy.world

    Distro hoppers, what's always on your install list when you've finished setup and logged in for the first time?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    imma repost this when neuralink kills its first human test subject rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    mamma mia rule

  • Linux @lemmy.ml
    tourist @lemmy.world

    Which terminal emulator do you use?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    rule

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    tourist @lemmy.world

    rest in piss