You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • I think it’s a joke

    The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

    We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

    The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.






  • You eventually get used to it

    One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

    The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

    So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

    My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

    Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.