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  • Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump

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  • Confirmed: Cancer Free!

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  • Glad to hear you're cancer free! My father in law just had colon cancer removed a few days ago and we're awaiting the biopsy results. Seriously: get checked, people!

  • Donations

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  • Fuck that old lady!

    Not like literally... Or I dunno, literally if you want to. You do you.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Donations

  • All rulers under 30

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  • I appreciate the Silcon Valley-esque efficiency calculation but honestly that's not a super high requirement. 5 hours, 10 hours, a week, whatever. No need to speed run this thing. Honestly if we were good in a year I'd be thrilled.

  • All rulers under 30

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  • It still weird me out that there are only something like 600 billionaires in the US. This seems like such a solvable problem.

  • thoughts...

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  • I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

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  • But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.

    Lmao I'm dying over here

  • Womp womp womp.

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  • Yeah it is. I saw that movie for my 12th birthday and it still holds a special place in my heart.

  • 💀🌈🙏🌈💀

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  • That actually kinda makes sense though. He was saying he didn't want a relationship, just the sex part. I'm sure Charlie Sheen would have no problem finding people to have sex with that didn't require payment, they would just expect a relationship as part of it.

    As opposed to other dude, who just was gay and was trying to sound like he wasn't gay.

  • Man Opposing Data Center Arrested for Speaking Slightly Too Long

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  • Were all those people cheering that the man was arrested?!

  • ICE agents could be banned from getting public jobs in N.J. for life under new plan

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  • Damn those 2nd and 3rd points are equally amazing.

    A bill, A4300, that would impose a 50% tax on the gross receipts of private detention facilities operating under government contracts. The money would be directed to a new Immigrant Protection Fund.

    A bill, A4301, that would make it a criminal offense for anyone — including federal ICE officers — to block state, county or municipal law enforcement from accessing crime scenes or evidence.

    New Jersey ain't fucking around.

  • News - Diablo 2: Resurrected, A Remaster Of A 26-Year-Old Game, Currently Has More Players Than Diablo 4

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  • Seems like the article mentioned Steam numbers, which is probably a bit off considering most people are probably still using Battlenet.

  • DOGE Bro’s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT ‘Is This DEI?’

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  • To flag grants for their DEI involvement, Fox entered the following command into ChatGPT: “Does the following relate at all to DEI? Respond factually in less than 120 characters. Begin with ‘Yes.’ or ‘No.’ followed by a brief explanation. Do not use ‘this initiative’ or ‘this description’ in your response.” He then inserted short descriptions of each grant. Fox did nothing to understand ChatGPT’s interpretation of “DEI” as used in the command or to ensure that ChatGPT’s interpretation of “DEI” matched his own.

    Jesus Christ these people are so fucking dumb

  • A Civil War soldier goofing around (1863)

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  • Lol dude probably had to stay in that pose for like 5 minutes

  • Must be nice

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  • I can't imagine that would be comfy. That's a lot of weight on the ol' bean bag.

  • Smells

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  • That reminds me of how the original Febreeze was an odor remover that didn't smell like anything. It wasn't very popular, so they started adding scents to them.

  • Smells

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  • Wasn't really planning on it, but thanks for the heads up.

  • Stephen Colbert says CBS didn't air Rep. James Talarico interview out of fear of FCC

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  • Over 2 million now a few hours later. Streisand Effect in full force.

  • Stephen Colbert says CBS didn't air Rep. James Talarico interview out of fear of FCC

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  • That guy was super well spoken and had a good message. I'm surprised I hadn't heard of him before. Always nice to see the Streisand Effect in action!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You can do it!

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Whoops, how embarrassing

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    ¿Por qué no los dos?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    I felt dirty making this

  • politics @lemmy.world
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    Man who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assault

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/nov/06/man-threw-sandwich-agent-washington-not-guilty-verdict
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Checkmate, libs

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Apple drops ICE tracking apps from its store after Trump DOJ demand

    www.axios.com /2025/10/03/apple-ice-app-trump-doj-bondi
  • Lemmy Be Wholesome @lemmy.world
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    Good boy can't leave without his leash

    bsky.app /profile/weratedogs.com/post/3lyyhcl5s4c2c
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Too soon?

  • politics @lemmy.world
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    Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying

    www.mediaite.com /media/news/trump-spotted-after-widespread-and-giddy-speculation-he-is-secretly-dead-or-dying/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Having the day they voted for

  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
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    Trump supporter is done

  • Political Weirdos @lemmy.world
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    NATO secretary-general calls Trump 'Daddy'

    abcnews.go.com /Politics/nato-secretary-general-calls-trump-daddy/story
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    I ain't no fortunate son

  • Fediverse @lemmy.world
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    Been a good couple of years

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Happy ruleversary

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    No one suspects a thing

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    No one suspects a thing

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Totally unbelievable