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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • I had a coworker named Frank. Frank was not the smartest guy. He wasn’t even the biggest guy. But Frank could EAT. He took a first date to a pizza place once and split an 18" pizza. The date had a slice. Frank ate the rest.

    Around 2007 or so, there was this milk challenge thing floating around where people online were trying to drink a gallon of milk. All of them inevitably failed, because that is a shit load of milk. However, Frank was convinced that he could do it. So much so that he was willing to put money on it. We had a conversation like this.

    Me: Frank, no way can you drink a gallon of milk. It’s too much.

    Frank: Absolutely I can. Wait. Can it be chocolate milk?

    Me: Sure, Frank. Normal. Chocolate. Doesn’t matter.

    Frank: Oh then absolutely I can.

    As dumb as Frank was though, he was actually smart…ish on this one. Before doing it at work with money on the line, he wanted to do it at home first. So he went home that night and tried it.

    Next day, Frank surprisingly wasn’t at work. He had called in sick. When he finally came back, I asked him how his attempt went. Frank didn’t want to talk about it.





  • Ugh, this just reminded me that I had a system architecture document written up at work but needed a diagram to go along with it. One of our enterprise architects recommended that I just feed the document into their new AI diagramming tool.

    I will say, it was very nice that it did the whole thing in less than a minute. I wasn’t a big fan how it was completely wrong. The only thing I can think of is that more people prefer pretty pictures done quickly rather than accurate pictures that take time.