My wife called our little guy a menace the other day. I feel this post in my bones.

Lol I read that as “taintless moron” and it had me actually laughing out loud.

Because it’s weird as fuuuuuuuck.

Couldn’t help but be reminded of the Simpsons joke:

FoxNews: Not racist but, but #1 with racists.

If you’ve got serial killers using their last words to praise you, you might want to reevaluate everything you stand for.

Yeah, I grew up as a huge Megadeth fan. They had a lot of anti-war, anti-religion, anti-establishment lyrics. Imagine my surprise when Dave Mustaine turned out to be a conservative.

There’s a reason Air Traffic runs on old ass systems built in the 80s. It’s because that shit just works and there is zero room for error. Moving to AI would kill thousands of people.

In a December financial disclosure, Bondi said that she held stock in Trump Media that was worth over $3.9 million at the time, shares that she received as compensation for consulting services for the company.

Wtf why does the Attorney General have shares in a media company owned by the President? This administration is bonkers corrupt.

I got an unsolicited work call at 4:50 yesterday. It was too late to ruin the entire day, so I’m counting it for today and ain’t doing shit.

I posted this on another thread, but thought it was worth sharing here as well.

Heads up this is about to get worse. Republicans recently voted to cut retirement funding for air traffic controllers. By cutting the Federal Employees Retirement System (FERS) for workers retiring before 62 (all Air Traffic Controllers are required to retire at 56 and are eligible to retire at 50), this is completely fucking over ATCs who continue working by changing their retirement math.

An open secret with ATCs is that they have numerous medical qualifications that they have to maintain to keep working. For example, if they see a doctor about sleep apnea, depression, alcoholism, etc they lose their medical qualification and are forced to take a medical retirement.

So what happens if you’re an ATC in your 40s and the government says “hey you can keep working for the next 10 years and retire without this FERS supplement… Or you can tell your doctor that you snore at night and take an immediate medical retirement right now and get paid more in retirement”?

TLDR; We’re about to have a shit load of Air Traffic Controllers taking medical retirements and these staffing problems are going to explode.

If Metallica released their 1988 album And Justice for All today, MAGA would whine and accuse them of going “woke”.

Schrodinger’s immigrant for the Trump era: they’re all criminals and have no criminal records… clearly because they’re such good criminals.

It cracks me up that compound interest gets raised every time someone makes an argument about just how much money billionaires have. As if the only reason we’re not billionaires is because we were too dumb to invest the $5,000 we’ve been making every day since Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Yeah I’m struggling to understand why the word “foreign” is in that sentence at all.

Valid point, but this is the leopards ate my face community. We’re here to see faces eaten.

Yeah, my friends from 20 years ago that fucking LOVED Bush now pretend they want nothing to do with him. Trump will be the same way. Set a reminder for 2045 to ask your favorite Republican what they think of Trump.

I posted this on another thread, but thought it was worth sharing here as well.

Heads up this is about to get worse. Republicans recently voted to cut retirement funding for air traffic controllers. By cutting the Federal Employees Retirement System (FERS) for workers retiring before 62 (all Air Traffic Controllers are required to retire at 56 and are eligible to retire at 50), this is completely fucking over ATCs who continue working by changing their retirement math.

An open secret with ATCs is that they have numerous medical qualifications that they have to maintain to keep working. For example, if they see a doctor about sleep apnea, depression, alcoholism, etc they lose their medical qualification and are forced to take a medical retirement.

So what happens if you’re an ATC in your 40s and the government says “hey you can keep working for the next 10 years and retire without this FERS supplement… Or you can tell your doctor that you snore at night and take an immediate medical retirement right now and get paid more in retirement”?

TLDR; We’re about to have a shit load of Air Traffic Controllers taking medical retirements and these staffing problems are going to explode.

Wait… The one on the left is actually a different person from the one on the right? Not just a happy “lol look at the poors” expression on her face?

The Hannibal Lecter thing drives me nuts, because Trump clearly heard someone mention immigration from political asylum and confused that with mental asylums.

I wish the press would have picked up on it and called him out.

This person knew what Project 2025 was and just refused to believe it. This is exactly what they voted for.