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1天前

Democrat Warns Attorney General Pam Bondi Could Face Prosecution If Epstein Files Aren’t Fully Released By Deadline
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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1天前
“Let me be very clear, we need a full release,” Khanna said.
Hehehehehehehe

2天前

DOJ won’t meet Friday deadline to release all the Epstein files

The photo was a result of a bunch of jokes that spawned from the email from Epstein's brother asking him if Putin had the "pictures of Trump blowing Bubba".

4天前

Lazy Susan

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 4天前

I had a roommate in college that always called it "lazy bitch the Susan". I don't know why, but that stuck and it's what my wife and I have called it ever since.

6天前

Meanwhile Ball

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 6天前

I thought Magic Wands were used almost exclusively for holesome activities.

1周前

I saw an article somewhere that pointed out the Hallmark movie formula is targeted at empty nester moms with daughters. It's their fantasy that their daughter, who has left home to find fulfillment in a career will come back home and fall in love with a local boy, realize that moving to the city was a mistake, and settle down in their home town (near their mother).

Kinda sad when you realize that's why they're so successful.

1周前

Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

I think it was Times New Roman before. So they rolled back, just for the sake of getting rid of Inclusion.

1周前

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 takes home an absurd 9 wins at The Game Awards, more than Baldur's Gate 3 in 2023

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Renoir's battle theme is the best song I have ever heard in a video game before. For a while, my YouTube algorithm was taken over by streamer reactions to hearing that song for the first time in game, because universally people were just stunned like "holy shit this is amazing".

1周前

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 takes home an absurd 9 wins at The Game Awards, more than Baldur's Gate 3 in 2023

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Yeah the game is just straight up amazing. I laughed because I saw an article about the streamer, Shroud, complaining about how Expedition 33 shouldn't have won because Arc Raiders was so great - but then admitted he hasn't played Expedition 33.

1周前

It will trickle down any second now

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

All I'm hearing is how great this would be for the bullet industry.

1周前

Oh yeah then explain Tenet

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

In that lady's defense, I'm pretty sure the opening scene of The Thing was intentionally written to make people go "what the fuck? why are they shooting at that dog?!"

1周前

Capital - smbc

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Dammit. Now I'm gonna be noticing shit about Frequency Illusion for the next few weeks.

1周前

In Blow to Trump, Indiana Rejects GOP Gerrymander

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Did they remove that feature that told everyone most MAGA mouthpieces were foreign actors?

1周前

In Blow to Trump, Indiana Rejects GOP Gerrymander

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Jesus the quotes in this article are a real bleak loom into how fucked we are as a country:

“Some will say these maps are political. Let me be clear,” Sen. Chris Garten (R), another backer, said as he slapped the lectern. “You’re God damn right they are!”

and also:

“President Trump has made it clear to Indiana leaders: if the Indiana Senate fails to pass the map, all federal funding will be stripped from the state,” Heritage Action wrote on X. “Roads will not be paved. Guard bases will close. Major projects will stop. These are the stakes and every NO vote will be to blame.”

1周前

Capital - smbc

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

The Internet is so fucking weird sometimes. I had literally never heard of the 37% / Secretary Problem until this morning when someone else commented about it in a different thread. Then I immediately noticed it in this comic and saw your comment.

It's like when you never notice a car until you buy one and then see that same car everywhere.

1周前

Do not recommend.

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

I've noticed that most people are barely computer literate and don't understand when you try to explain the difference between something like a shortcut and computer virus.

I actually dodged a bullet like that myself once. I used SMTP to send an email with a spoofed "from" address and got accused of hacking into someone's email account. I lucked out that I got to plead my case with someone who understood networking.

1周前

Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Yeah, that's why they considered it a DEI policy. The Biden administration made the shift to Calibri to make things easier to read for people with dyslexia. The Trump admin thinks that inclusion is woke and are are now rolling that policy back. It's like a cartoon villain level evil.

Edit: Source

1周前

Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Worse than that. They made this decision because it's easier to read for people with dyslexia. So a waste of time and energy just for the sake of being a dick.

1周前

Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Yeah that's what's fucked up. It's easier to read if you have dyslexia. So they're getting rid of it just to be assholes.

1周前

Do not recommend.

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 1周前

Yeah smoke bombs were the only thing I recall that wouldn't land you in jail.

2周前

Congressman Shri Thanedar Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth

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jballs @sh.itjust.works 2周前

In a sane world, this would be a no brainer and he would actually be put on trial for murder. Alas, that is not this world. I doubt Hegseth with face any serious consequences.