Yup, I specifically use y’all and recommend it to people (like my parents) to replace gendered phrases, and I’m not from the y’all zone.

Still up for debate, “dude” and “hun/hon”.

*I’m a trans woman also

Yes!

I mean, good. We don’t want him.

Also,

but I’ve heard this from gay friends of mine…

Doubt.

Zing and ZING!

If we combined Montana, Nebraska, Wyoming, and both Dakotas into one mega state, they’d have about the population of South Carolina.

But somehow they get 17 electoral votes to SCs 9 and 10 senators to California’s 2.

So I vote for Monomskakota!

I shit you not, Wendy’s in my area is currently promoting a “Krabby Patty Kollab” burger.

So Boar’s Head, then BrucePac (who make meat for Costco, Trader Joes, Amazon products), and now McDs.

118 years later, we’ve forgotten what we’ve already learned the hard way: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle

Fun story, the recent meat recall (the second one) affected some salads I bought early September… we got an email long after we’d eaten them letting us know, and to call “this number” if you’d like a refund.

Sorry, I lied, it wasn’t a fun story.

Headline is 4 words (and a “'s”) too long.

So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m an 80s kid and I loved Alf. How did I not connect this sooner?! This is amazing OP!

New life goal, open up a queer bar called “Ballgowns and Fractals”.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

“You know what would be fun, fucking with 20 years of muscle memory tied to my ability to drive safely” -no one

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I’d still settle for taco trucks on every corner…

“Were you there?” shudders with rage

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