These sorts of guys: “The man must be the sole breadwinner and women must be sheltered and protected from the world outside our front door by me, the man of the house. My hands are callused so hers can be soft, and I’m hardened and tough so she can be gentle and sweet.”
Also these guys: “I hate my girlfriend because she is gentle and sweet and gets bored sitting around the house all day.”
It’s the girlfriend trying to have a silly conversation that’s making me upset, not the 14 hour shift
Love to project work stress onto the people around me who care about me.
I’d love you more, actually.
If I’m coming home from such a long and exhausting shift I need this kind of whimsy from my partner to make me feel human again.
affleck and musk are like the mario and luigi of Super Divorced Bros.
Straight people so frequently seem to be in relationships where they just don’t like each other at all. I personally love hearing my partners jokes when I’m off an obnoxiously long shift. Appreciating and enjoying each other’s humor seems like a basic necessity for any sort of romantic relationship to me, but not for some straight people
A majority of straight people date each other for their gender performance. No need to make gender-specifics when so much of it boils down to gender performance.
Your gf sounds funni
“Yes, because then I could turn you on. Get it? Get it?”
“…An evil doorknob?”
Well? Would you?
btw the answer is always “yes”. It’s a very simple question actually
The answer is “no” and then describing how you would have to leave her for a much nicer doorknob, but in a way that she knows you are obviously kidding and giving her shit.
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That isn’t what negging is. It is answering an absurd question in an equally absurd way. Entertaining a bit.
“Nope, you’d make a terrible doorknob, I would have to find a much nicer doorknob, now if you were a worm, this would be a different story.”
There are ways to play the game without undermining your partner’s confidence, but not just saying “Yes” and ending the game.
Negging would be like “I guess you could make for a datable door knob, if I cleaned you.”
I actually hate doorknobs. I am the worlds biggest doorknob hater. If I ruled the world, doorknobs would be banned and you would have to kick open and replace doors every time.
Looks like she IS a doorknob, since otherwise where is she?
Me: “Desire is the root of all suffering. This is the second truth”
Her: “I asked if you wanted to go to my niece’s Christening”
Me: “Inshallah. We shall see whether or not I go.”
If there’s even a 1% chance that doorknob is turning back into joan chen…
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GF BAD
