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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 天前

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 天前
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    • clucose@lemmy.ml
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      Grindr Top 10

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      Perfect

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    That looks painful, even at low rpm.

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      I think it’s implying that OP learned to lick by cleaning mixers as a kid.

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        Thanks for clarifying. Was worried that left whisk went in way too deep.

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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          I was thinking around the chocolate line, but the order didn’t make sense

        • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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          That would be pretty upsetting!

      • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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        Thanks, I could not figure this out.

        • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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          No worries, friend.

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      Skill issue

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    Cunnilingus

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    What a fucking horrible day to be literate.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Have you seen my Lindsay graham ladybug post?

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    Also eating jello cups with no spoon

  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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    Bro put a hand mixer in his ass and turned it on

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    So the stuff is brown…

    • Amro@piefed.social
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      And the sky is grey

      Just one setting higher,

      and I’ll be whisked away 🎶

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    Removed by mod

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      Leaving this up, because I guess it aint too bad, you already got downvoted a lot and we don’t really have an explicit rule about this. But in the future please do not use this community as an unsolicited dating board :).

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        It’s off-topic and unsolicited sexual advances. There doesn’t have to be an explicit rule for something to be identified as unwelcome.

        And people are just going to keep making reports…

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      … dude.

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        I am very down low, i wont even deny it. It’s pathetic, i know it, but i don’t have many ways of reaching out.

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      Schwing and a miss…

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        Removed by mod

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      I’m not a woman or an australian from venice but I’m interested.

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        You managed to ragebait Italians, Australians and Austria, this is crazy

        8.6/10 rage bait

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