Just because I wasn’t using it doesn’t mean you can just take it!

Thank you for your service.

Please do!

Cool now steal my balls as well

Gracias

they/them pronouns because the penises wish to be referred to collectively

It’s still here … wait where is it?

you can’t keep getting away with it! and by “it” let’s just say, “my peanits”

Uh oh, I got your hawg!

Thank God I’ll just pee out my butt

dog ate my homework owl stole my penis

First my uncle runs off with my nose, now this.

Yay! Thank you.

Finally, the long nightmare is over

The cursed penis of Flakes Bongler is gone