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58008@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

All cocks are pee cocks, but not all peacocks are cocks

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All cocks are pee cocks, but not all peacocks are cocks

58008@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago
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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    17 hours ago

    Technically they are; the name for hens and cocks is peafowl, hens are peahens, and cocks are peacocks.

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      I can’t upvote you at this time because you have the right answer and the vote count is at 42.

      • squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi
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        It’s at 66 now, you can do the 67 thing

        • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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          Done. Thanks for the update.

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    Actually mine is purely for procreation, I pee directly from my balls

    • MagicShel@lemmy.zip
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      I, too, installed the speed drain.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      Pee is stored in expelled from the balls.

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      You’ve got urine in your testes? That sounds bad…

      • JaddedFauceet@lemmy.world
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        Someone peed inside his testes.

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        14 hours ago

        New to the Internet?

  • Peacock@lemmy.zip
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    Excuse me?

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      Happy cake day you crazy bird!

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    Debatable

  • Steve@startrek.website
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    Pee is stored in the balls.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Do you not know that the female of the species is a peahen? The non-gendered term for the bird is peafowl. Only the males are peacocks.

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      Might wanna skim the comments before commenting next time - particularly the top vote-getters.

  • benderbeerman@lemmy.world
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    Then I guess we best just leave the petcock out of the discussion

  • whaleross@lemmy.world
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    Are they peas though?

    • radix@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Peanuts are neither peas, nor nuts. Discuss.

      • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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        Peas are stored in the nuts. Hence, peanuts.

        QED

    • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      They just like them. Kinda like how gamecocks love games.

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      Hey, don’t shame!

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    And all swans are pricks.

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    Hyena lady enters the chat

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Not all cocks are pee cocks, sometimes the hole gets malformed and it comes out at the base, and I don’t think that counts.

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