Welcome to the club! - murica

Can fucking stupid come full circle all the wayback to brilliant?

Do something good, get shit on in the comments. Par for the course, good work.

Its funny because the conventional wisdom is that rent is “throwing money away”

Um, nooooooo dont own teh libs so hard!!!

Throw me in the trash

If by giant you mean small

As an American, Hold My Beer

It doesnt add up yet

Maybe Elon is playing a 5D chess long game to reduce Trumps harm and help humanity

Fatal Error: Flour.h not found

You really want to lock up everyone you think is an asshole?

When you rage about being stuck in traffic, then you realize….

Health care has been used as a weapon in the past… and thats not good…

That generally requires them to demonstrate or threaten Self-harm

The only reason Mitch is still alive is that he’s already dead

Exactly how it went the first time someone mentioned springfield ohio to me

A free laundry room is fine

Ive had it up to here with this new testament soy boy. Wheres the brimstone? Wheres the suffering?

This all sounds fine, wtf.

And I love guns. Buybacks do nothing and dont take away my rights, so go nuts!