Like an answering machine?

Hes been doing a lot with claude and managed to get sponsored by anthropic despite calling it slop all the time. The audience teases him mercilessly about his “ai psychosis”

Duh because its white supremecy in a trenchcoat.

Cowards

Ever try it? At any normal store the clerk is going to say they cant do anything without the register connected to the network

New vet says its unknown how often she’ll deal with animals.

100%

Or dog food

What do you expect me to do? Try to vote anyway?

This would cause enough civil unrest to justify canceling the midterm election

Not yet.

Pond water

Cats don’t buy the food.

I read Clash with The Police and thought oh shit did I time travel again?

Foreign spy bad?

Its funny to say you discovered 180,000 of something big that wanders around slowly in the open.

Kinda sounds like neurotypical is a fallacy

Is citric acid free? How much before you could have bought a tumble dryer?

So the earth can be dark and smokey, until the satelite shade corp goes babkrupt, then we all fry. Sounds fun.

Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.