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  • Juxtaposing cattle trains with the Holocaust was all I needed to dismiss this organisation as chronically unserious. They're the equivalent of those antiabortion activists who think showing disturbing gory photos of medical procedures is a moral argument against said procedures.

    The thing that made me question my meat-eating was not images of slaughterhouses, battery farms or being harangued by tone deaf social media posts that scold me as immoral. It was watching animals playing and showing affection for each other and for other species. Gifs of cows playing with a ball, a lamb begging for pets from a human, chickens recognising their human friend and running up to them for a hug, a cat and a crow being pals; that's the kinda shit that changes hearts and minds. PETA's tone and behaviour makes animal rights activism look like an emotional outlet for narcissists who don't actually have any expectation that they'll achieve anything, but just enjoy the recreational self-righteous hectoring.

  • Is there like a petition or something we can all sign to show that literally no cunt wants this?

  • Heady times for the patient necrophile.

  • The sommeliers of the technology world. The perfect storm of electric hypochondria and placebo-gooning.

    As with most things, there's a kernel of truth in amongst the dross. You will have a nicer time with a set of £70 headphones than with a £3.99 set. You will have a nicer time with a FLAC file than a 64kbps MP3 of the same song. But there's a very low ceiling of improvement that both physics and physiology will prevent you from surpassing. Maybe in the future with brain implants and shit like that we can start ramping up the fidelity of our listening abilities, but until then, you're just trickling an ocean through a literal bottleneck and insisting you're drowning in it.

    Just listen to the damn music.

  • We need a fibre pill. A little capsule that contains an extremely-compressed/folded length of fibre. Once the capsule melts in your gut juices, the fibre inside springs to full size like a cumming cattail, providing 6-8 weeks' worth of fibre. Then we'd never again have to miserably work through a brick of carpenter's floor sweepings, or whatever the fuck muesli is, just to have a half-normal fuckin' turd. Fuck-ass fuckin' ass.

  • Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, YES!

  • Creepy Wikipedia @lemmy.world

    Mungyeong crucifixion case - In 2011, a South Korean pastor crucified himself with the aid of power tools and lumber, after months of extensive planning

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Mungyeong_crucifixion_case
  • This post is how I found out. That's heartbreaking. The frailty of the human form is a cosmic crime.

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL that the very distinctive vocal style employed by the lead singers of bands like Pearl Jam and Creed (among many others) is called "yarling"

  • AI, along with crypto, is getting to the point where even oil executives are like "dudes, the planet..."

  • Food is so weird. Bread becomes toxic waste after 8 minutes of being opened, but there's probably some cheese species that gets fermented up the asshole of a mountain llama for 6 months, being stuffed back in after every bowel movement, and is still edible (if you're into that sort of thing) after 400 years of being left in a dank cave amongst the frothing remains of a rotting gerbil cemetery.

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  • This is the most closeted person I've ever seen, and I once held the world record for longest hide 'n' seek session in an IKEA warehouse.

  • Has anyone ever seen Liz Holmes and Mark Zuckerburg in the same room together? 🤔

  • That face when you're a millisecond away from puking in front of your high school crush.

  • I'd be all up in them Dead Sea Scrolls adding a preface page with a boilerplate "this is a work of fiction, any similarities to persons living or dead or undead are purely coincidental" disclaimer.

  • Dr. Frankenstein ass reply.

  • I feel icky using the pens in banks that are chained to the counter, imagine using a communal cup chained to an open-air water pump 🤢

    Also, my dude on the left is going through some shit 😆

  • Nope.

  • Yeah it's hard to imagine a more petty and pathetic incel of a god than the one described in the Bible. Genocides entire populations because they don't love him enough. Nevermind the quintillions of planets and star systems and galaxies other than the rock we live on, it's the most recent bipedal primate on Earth that he needs affection from, on pain of eternal torment in a place he had to have created himself for that purpose. Even sent his own kid to get tacked to a board so we could be forgiven for not being deferential enough to him, even though he could have just said "meh you're forgiven". Or, you know, grew the fuck up and got over himself. Who was he saving us from with his infanticidal sacrifice? HIM! The daft bitch was in debt to himself and had to off his kid in a brutal and humiliating fashion to wipe the slate clean.

    And on top of that, he won't just appear and confirm his existence, which would make everyone fall in line instantly. Instead, we have to infer his existence and base our entire lives on that inference, and the only manual we have to do so was written by dick-mutilating Bronze Age numbnuts who didn't know shit about fuck.

  • Is there a consensus view on whether or not Gwyneth is a genuine numbnut or is just cynically exploiting people who are?

  • She's still playing that "let's meet in the middle" charade that didn't do shit for her during her campaign?

  • Random erections at the worst conceivable time, and Squishy Wilbert Syndrome when stiffness is actually required, makes me think my penis is haunted by a mischievous 11th century sprite called Lomtomp the Rascal.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The titles of celebrity subreddit photo posts be like:

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do video game leaks (such as the huge GTA VI videos leak) cause "low morale" for the staff working on it?

  • Wikipedia @lemmy.world

    1988–1994 British broadcasting voice restrictions

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/1988%E2%80%931994_British_broadcasting_voice_restrictions
  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Has a stranger's reply to you on social media ever changed your strongly-held belief(s)?

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    I think remakes and reboots are awesome, if done without overt cynicism

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How did it come to be that only two companies supply all of the world's PC graphics chips?

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    Jeffrey Epstein killed himself

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras?

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip

    C'mon lads, we've all done it, right?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL that underfloor heating was invented by Neolithic peoples

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Underfloor_heating
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Getting 'laid off' probably sounds pretty sexy to someone who doesn't know what it actually means

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    First responders of lemmy, do you ever find yourself hating the people you're saving when you're constantly dealing with easily-avoidable catastrophes?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's the largest object one can buy for the least amount of money?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about the palaentological concept of an 'Elvis taxon' , where a 'lookalike' species temporarily throws off our understanding of the fossil record

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Elvis_taxon
  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    In languages which use complex written characters (such as Chinese's logographs), is there an equivalent to English's "text speak" shorthand?

  • Ask Science @lemmy.world

    Whatever your field of expertise, are there any popular science books you'd recommend that do a good job of presenting it to the public?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Nothing has helped me learn to trust my instincts more than trying to plug in hundreds of USB devices over the years