The player that recruited me said there was a portal/POI that was nothing but an abandoned truck trailer in a parking lot somewhere in the American West desert.

Lol like in Kung Fury when ghost cobra tells him he’s dead and he’s like Nope, ima have to arrest you for obstruction of justice.

Shatner commas

Thank you for teaching me this term

A bit of a tangent, but I posted a review of Rise Against’s song People Live Here. I think the song does more to speak to this topic than anything fox would explore with their viewers.

https://lemmy.world/post/37391041

AC/VC by Neil Cicierega

This got me imagining a guillotine-ing that is narrated by the How It’s Made people.

Get some limbs, sandbag boy.

Ah, to reminisce of that time in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

Search & Destroy : Sweep & Clear
::
Creative & Unconventional : Cruel & Unusual

I see Gumby strutting

We should let turtles recover their image and exclusively use this image.

Omg I want to attend his memorial with this on my shirt.

No, that’s licorice. You’re thinking of that antifungal cream.

“I’m gonna fckn quack”

My own MAGA parent, at present.

Somebody shoot him another email.

🫦 has character

maybe Days Gone

Zombie hordes and motorcycles in an open world. Feels kind of like Far Cry 3/4/5.

aww I got my bike out of the garage ready to go but that’s farther than an afternoon of pedaling from Cincinnati

I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:

• I always call him dumb.
• He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
• His brain’s always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
• Maybe he’s just consenting to being called dumb since it’s out of affection anyway.
• Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.