That cat brain statistic is totally wack
SpongeBob Squarepants,
Fertility’s based on the temp of your sack.
Volumes are really unintuitive to compare
Volumes are really unintuitive to compareSPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTSftfy
Too many syllables, too
Huh? 11:
Who lives in a pine a pple un der the sea
That cat brain sta tis tic is to ta lly wack
Huh?
Volumes are really unintuitive to compare
Oh right. Hence I fixed that for them to chant “spongebob squarepants” :)
Try winning an argument against 4 cats and get back to me.
gets the water sprayer
Oh boy, you do not want them to start spraying back.
My parents tried that when they got a cat and they wanted to keep it off the bed. Result, a wet cat on a wet bed having a nice nap after the apparently fun game of been sprayed with water.
It’s closer to 43-56 times the mass, so assuming the same density and shape it’d be 3.5-3.8 times the length? Maybe they were comparing length (a bonkers stat to use for the size of a round-ish object)
This is the best thing I have seen on the entire internet in my entire life
I used to listen to an actual play podcast wherein one of the cast was really good at specifically identifying phrases and sentences that could be sung to the opening lines of “Camptown Races” and singing out “DOO-DAH! DOO-DAH!!” My favorite one was “Polynesian shark-tooth sword.” (This might be a Kingdom of Loathing thing?)
And then, of course, there’s the xkcd and resulting generators that, beautifully, find Wikipedia articles (or really any random line of text) that can be sung to the tune of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” I especially like the ones where they fit surprisingly well and you’re also like, “wait, why is that a Wikipedia article?!” like “Private Purchase Naval Weapons,” or the ones that are only singable because of a parenthetical clarifier like “Silver Comet (roller coaster).”
Epidermis is largest organ you own.
SpongeBob Squarepants.
Hemoglobin is grown inside of your bones.
SpongeBob Squarepants.
You will never be able to lick your elbow.
sponge bonge squonge ponge
Your eyes cannot see it, but you actually glow.
Depends on how cool the surgeon doing the amputation is.
That’s too many syllables
I can, but I’ve got a tongue that would make Gene Simmons jealous.
That’s a very weird way to spell “Spongebob Squarepants” 🤔
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