I am doing a research.
Give your reasoning in the comments.
I love how nobody has voted Saturn because someone put a ring on it
Oh shit! This thread just reminded me of this super sick album!
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All the songs are about the planets/sun and use radio whatever science stuff from those stellar bodies as samples and loops etc. Stellar Alchemist is SUUUUCH an amazing tune
Most important vote of our times
Earth, really wants to fuck but can’t find any other life so just settles for masturbating
Pluto.
It can’t even orbit properly ffs. It’s constantly trying to get close to Neptune even though Neptune is obviously way out its league.
It’s fucking embarrassing. Smaller than the moon. Even Pluto’s moon is big compared to Pluto.
“Dwarf planet” lmao
Pluto is part of the PGTOW movement
A planlet if you will
That’s short king to you!
My immediate thought was Pluto for no reason. Just what popped into my head.
But I ruminated and arrived to Mars. So close to being like earth. So over hyped. Doesn’t even have real moons. Burnt out. Edgy. Idk.
Kind of surprised “your mom’s ass” wasn’t an option though.
Letting voters decide their own ‘other’ was a mistake. I now hate democracy
No votes for Venus? Moonless, noxious, acidic, toxic
voting for mars is basically racism.
earth is the correct answer
Mars. It’s their favorite planet for sure. Their leaders desperately want to go there but they can’t and it would be a disaster if they could. Plus the Roman god of war angle. Those guys generally seem to think they’re fighting some kinda war.
Boys have been reported to go to Jupiter to get more stupider, so further investigation is required.
At least two of us saw the same opportunity and took it.
Mercury, its got basically nothing in terms of atmosphere, magnetic field, and is frozen solid all the way through. Smallest planet in the solar system and posesses a boring surface with few, if any notable geographic features. No moons, no bitches, nothin, incel.
Now all those of you claiming that Pluto is the incel of the solar system… allow me to correct you. Pluto is the largest of the dwarf planets, has cryovolcanism, water is present, theres an atmosphere, and it is accompanied by five moons.
Pluto is active, beautiful, surrounded by friends, and goes where it wants to. 100% not an incel.
Mars has ice but no life. So there’s the desire to be life sustaining (i.e. the in) and then the lack of it (i.e. the cel)
They hate us because Uranus
So are you saying feminists are Uranus?
Rad.
I will not take this Pluto slander, he has a heart made of ice in his surface, he would never do a misogyny. He is just a silly little guy, a goober if you will.
Still a dwarf planet though, not going to be one of those people who is mad at classificarion that is only offensive if you consider dwarf planets bad for some reason.
Still a dwarf planet though, not going to be one of those people who is mad at classificarion that is only offensive if you consider dwarf planets bad for some reason.
Plus there’s actual historical precedent. When Ceres was discovered, it was considered a planet. Then once telescopes and observational techniques got better, it was shown to be one member of a much larger family of objects in the same part of the solar system and reclassified. A very large and prominent member of course, but not unique. At some point a definition has to be made, and the current one for planets is a very sensible definition.
Uranus, because it’s not that special other than name. Not the largest, just another
gasice giant, not as dense as Neptune.Mercury: First planet, Venus: Hot and pressure cooker, Earth: has life, Mars: had life maybe, Jupiter: largest planet, Saturn: cool rings, Neptune: last ‘planet’, Pluto: former planet despite being moon sized distinction
Uranus, because it’s not that special other than name. Not the largest, just another gas ice giant, not as dense as Neptune.
Uranus is actually the only planet in the solar system that is flipped on its side
Space mission to go and flip it back right side up
saturn
he even ate his own son because he was jealous at how much he was getting laid
