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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Here's hoping he calls again

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Here's hoping he calls again

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Ah, I missed that unhinged hornyshitposting, lemmy isn’t the same wigthout it. Hope violet returns too someday.

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    Damn, I’d marry her.

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    Do straight people have anal sex without cleaning out first? Eww.

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      It’d be gay to stick something in there before you stick something in there. /s

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      I don’t save reaction memes often, but I just did twice because it’s important.

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    A literal shitpost. You don’t see these everyday

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    Does no one else know how to take the showerhead and blast it up their starfish until the waters run clear?

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    If he calls again, how eager do you hope he is? There is the odd chance that he was into it.

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      Poop for me mommy

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    Now nobodys gonna get pregnant… 😞

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      Yeah, meaning no abortion meaning no food for me 😞

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    *shits* (complementary)

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    So just a little bit of info, doing butt stuff will be messy so throw down an old shower curtain and please just keep it sanitary

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      babe where is the anal shower curtain?

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      You don’t wash your colon?

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        No, just my apostrophe.

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    I would call her right while being in her butt.

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