Ah, I missed that unhinged hornyshitposting, lemmy isn’t the same wigthout it. Hope violet returns too someday.

Damn, I’d marry her.
Do straight people have anal sex without cleaning out first? Eww.

It’d be gay to stick something in there before you stick something in there. /s

I don’t save reaction memes often, but I just did twice because it’s important.
A literal shitpost. You don’t see these everyday
Does no one else know how to take the showerhead and blast it up their starfish until the waters run clear?
If he calls again, how eager do you hope he is? There is the odd chance that he was into it.
Poop for me mommy
Now nobodys gonna get pregnant… 😞
Yeah, meaning no abortion meaning no food for me 😞
*shits* (complementary)
So just a little bit of info, doing butt stuff will be messy so throw down an old shower curtain and please just keep it sanitary
babe where is the anal shower curtain?
You don’t wash your colon?
No, just my apostrophe.
I would call her right while being in her butt.










