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unemployedclaquer

@ unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

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  • Put the shoes on

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  • Paragraph breaks, my homie

  • Fascism bad.

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  • Now that I've lost the narrative, and that's an unacceptable thing to say

  • That's the feeling.

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  • The surface pro 3 still runs the same shit it came with in 2016? and my girlfriend mocked me for spending so much money. I guess I gotta move on.

  • Sorry...

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  • Why is the guy from Fargo wearing a hospital gown in a big lebowski bowling alley

  • Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US

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  • Not clear because I still don't know your original position. Your comment was unclear and I apologize for my response, as it did not contribute. For myself, I am opposed to misogyny.

  • Me Buying A Phone From Google Solely Because I Can Put GrapheneOS On It

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  • Yeah I'm on a 2025 moto, done the best I can with shizuku but it's trash. I'd leave it at home.

  • I'd pay good money for this

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  • Yeah don't let the animals know you're up to, and you only need the door shut for like 30 seconds

  • Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US

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  • Since we're doing unsubstantiated conclusions, we'll be better off with women in charge. Because, women being human, they are capable of vile self-serving and that works out well for everyone.

  • Fascism bad.

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  • Stay close to the tree line. Learn to identify plants with poisonous oils. Stockpile the leaves that are like paper. If you must run a fire, use clean burning fuels, to avoid disclosing location. Dig a deep hole and build a privacy wall out of poisonous vines.

    Edit that was for something else lol

  • TIL Jeffrey Epstein may have held powerful influence over the nation's largest sex offender database via his ties to Leon Black

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  • Took me nearly a week, but I listened to every episode. Wild and horrifying. This is how podcasts are so aggravating, its hard to go back and review. Still need to look up a ton of this crap and the last few were some especially bonkers tangents.

  • meirl

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  • As there are no means of verifying anything to do with bones, I am insured and I offer a guarantee

  • meirl

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  • Meticulous attention to restoring your own future gravesite after the graverobbing will not prevent altering the future in ways impossible in the normal passage of time. Obviously, unspeakable events will unfold.

    I propose, in order to prevent any time slippage issues, I offer a future grave robbing service. In the the future, when you are gone, but I am here, time travel tech will be a-ok!

    So you can pay me now, and receive your own bones at any point in your life. We have a London shipping underwriters service to guarantee satisfaction and we try really hard to avoid "time crimes", hahaha who are those time cop clowns

  • propaganda rule

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  • Yeah, I mean, what it said. Genocide! Love that. I respect The Washington Post and its commitment to corruption, abuse of power, and harm to kids.

  • Survivorship bias 2000BC

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  • You could just oh. Fuck. Is this complaining about the planes again? The red dots? Well I got a different experiment to pop on y'all and it is cooked meals for all

  • Netanyahu's son 'highly vulnerable target' while living in Miami as he dodges IDF reserve

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  • This man chilling in Miami. Lmao. Worst part about Miami, for a trucker, ain't nothing but oranges come out of south florida

  • GOP lawmaker injures anti-war Marine during hearing scuffle: 'The senator broke his hand!'

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  • Nice

  • GOP lawmaker injures anti-war Marine during hearing scuffle: 'The senator broke his hand!'

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  • That video is wild. Hr just keeps repeating his opposition

  • Crackheads versus Palantir Spybox

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  • It wont be "crackheads" stripping for precious metals. The community will need whatever comes from that fucker

  • Crackheads versus Palantir Spybox

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  • The mini game dictates you properly dispose of your excrement. Civil Enforcement is concerned.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    In the whole Baz Luhrmann 'wear sunscreen' monologue, he never once mentions keeping your feet clean

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    I read this shit in jail.

  • ADHD @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    My octogenarian parent has a court date in a few hours. Driving under the influence. Sober as a bone and just As fucking crazy.

  • AbandonedPorn @reddthat.com
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    The troll who is posting this is a social climber!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    Internet email for dummies

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    if we all lived within close proximity of sock processing facilities we'd have fewer problems with socks

  • Books @lemmy.ml
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    Books available to me at this moment

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    your appreciation surveys are due

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    one of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality control

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    i did kind of wonder why this strange guy was showing me he had a scary piece of metal in his hand

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz
    not a meme

    where should i shitpost text-only not-memes?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    i found in my notes that "alt+junja" in w10 on potplayer does "Playback->A-B Repeat->Repeat next marked section". is junja a key or i typoed?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    where's punk rock in 2025? anybody into woody guthrie? Say, MidEast U.S. Bands to look for?

  • Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works
    unemployedclaquer @sopuli.xyz

    The rich fiend built an army of brain-pumped mercs.

  • Nothing @lemdro.id
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    we should teach children compassion and coding

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Doodles

  • Pixelfed @lemmy.world
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    419 Page Expired when logging in from iOS apps

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    spicy fourteener of beans

  • AbandonedPorn @reddthat.com
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    OC

    A Feeling of Effervescence From Ancient, Rotting Carpet

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cabbage and Beet Salad Rule