I think you have to fix shit first before you earn yourself a meme post. Cunts

How come he never got citizenship then?

Best case for shutting down the internet, imo. Bunch of people with internet poisoned brains in positions of power who would rather talk about an ape that died a decade ago than any problem facing a living human being today.

I usually try to read the article…and I’m left wondering what in the ever loving fuck I just read.

CIA looking for alien blood lines on 23 and me….I can’t tell real life from tabloid shit any more

As for Harambe, he was not a patriot. He was a beautiful animal that was shot despite being a gentle soul who did not hurt a fallen child. He did not care about human politics or Trumpian bullshit. Lovely being, yes. Martyr, maybe. Patriot, no.

In this case “dicks out” refers to the mid term elections

Everything that can possibly be ruined, they will leave no stone unturned

I prefer a meme-free white house, is that communism?

We’re killing people overseas RIGHT NOW. We’re arming other countries doing the same thing RIGHT NOW. These aren’t joking matters. I won’t even get into the various financial problems we’re facing, whilst building a goddamn Octagon on WH the front lawn. If you don’t have something important to say, shut the fuck up white house.

revolting brevity, Harambe would instinctively attack and dismember any of these clowns on sight.

Considering it’s a popular meme to trace the horrors of our current timeline to the demise of Harambe, it makes sense that this White House would honour his death. Without it they never would be where they are, doing what they’re doing.

First it was the suicidal penguin and now Harambe?

With all the money they’re pissing away, you would think they could at least hire somebody to design a better propaganda campaign aimed at convincing their base to lay down their lives for the dictator… Or did AI take that job too?

So tired of having a White House that shit posts like a boomer trying to sound cool to 14 year olds

Flashbacks to his first presidential win. X.x

In the 2016 US presidential election aftermath, a false but repeated claim stated Harambe received over 15,000 write-in votes.

While there’s a super small possibility this is thanking those ‘voters’ (when has fact checking ever mattered there), it’s probably just working off the same meme idea that powered that rumor to begin with.

WTF even is this timeline?

This post makes sense, though. None of these clowns would be on the White House if Harambe were still alive. Basic gratitude post.

When’s national Dicks Out Day?

“… land of the apes … and the home of the stupid …”. Are you free enough? Are you brave already?