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9 mo. ago

1小时前

The reason why the US president loves McDonald's so much is simply because he's a world-class narcissist and it sounds like it's named after him. That's it.
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hansolo @lemmy.today 1小时前

He actually has a number of weird idiosyncratic tendencies, and the consistency and randomness of getting something pre-made means no one can spit in your food.
Also, he's old enough that McDonalds used to be good during his impressionable years. Maybe the "Donald" part helped, but it's a bigger mental issue than just the name.

2小时前

How did you choose your username?

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hansolo @lemmy.today 2小时前

A guy missing a few teeth couldn't pronounce Keyser Söze.

2小时前

I need Admiral Janeway to prune this timeline, stat!

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hansolo @lemmy.today 2小时前

Wow, OK Pete Hegseth

1天前

Techno‑Feudal Elite Are Attempting to Build a Twenty‑First‑Century Fascist State

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hansolo @lemmy.today 1天前

Are y'all just catching up to December 2024?

1天前

I need Admiral Janeway to prune this timeline, stat!

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hansolo @lemmy.today 1天前

It's ok to kill Janris to get the first two people back.

2天前

OpenAI strikes deal with Pentagon after Trump orders government to stop using Anthropic

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hansolo @lemmy.today 2天前

Just saw a headline that Trump pushed this through already.

2天前

OpenAI strikes deal with Pentagon after Trump orders government to stop using Anthropic

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hansolo @lemmy.today 2天前

Including domestic mass surveillance on their own engineers.

That's the bonkers thing to me. At least someone at Anthropic had the wherewithal to say "wait...are be building a thing to spy on ourselves at home 24/7?" OpenAI was so thirsty. "Spy on me, Daddy! Watch my every move, let me show you how!"

2天前

Sam Altman: Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network.

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hansolo @lemmy.today 2天前

So, time to boycott ChatGPT now that it's officially part of a domestic mass surveillance system?

Not that I wasn't before, i just want the credit.

2天前

To yoink is to be human. You weren't using that part of your soul anyways

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hansolo @lemmy.today 2天前

To yoink is human, to yeet is divine.

2天前

Bipartisan bill aims to block big investors from buying single-family homes

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hansolo @lemmy.today 2天前

Might as well say invisible unicorns will enforce this.

3天前

New single: Skin head soldier?

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hansolo @lemmy.today 3天前

As usual, for entirely batshit crazy irrational reasons. These are the same people who prior to 9/11 worried about the "New World Oder" and UN Agenda 21 meaning that French troops in blue helmets would go door to door and take guns away from Americans. If there was a Polymarket back then, how many of these people would have bet their life savings every year on that outcome and been wrong every. single. time. And kept on betting on it year after year.

Then after the Patriot Act created DHS, FEMA became the boogeyman because it would be the conduit for executing emergency powers, and 9/11 was the first national emergency in the lives of most conspiracy nuts. Sort of like how ICE is the specific agency under DHS murdering people, DHS, other than PuppyKiller herself, is largely removed from the day-to-day operations of sub-agencies. I imagine there was also a certain racist stripe of "yes, we want homeland security....from brown people. Keep doing anything you want to them, that's fine." Then the discordant wish to not let FEMA get some Deep State cancer and Obama put all the Good Ol' Boys in camps. Functionally, it makes no sense, but the same people think the President is a King or God, so who fucking knows.

Structurally, there was a basis in fact only so far as "this agency does things during emergencies." Past that, it's all to sell newsletters and books and tacticool powdered eggs. Combined with the fact that any new agency created in the US government immediately gets populated by idiots that wouldn't get promoted if they stayed somewhere else, DHS and FEMA have consistently demonstrated significant ineptitude and being too slow-moving to do much in the way of dealing with an actual emergency. Under DHS, maaaybe CISA and the Coast Guard are/were competent and that's about it. Meaning that anyone seriously fearing conspiracy-style "FEMA camps" for their NWO national roundup would have 6-18 months of lead time to know the camps are being built (poorly by the highest bidder) and maybe never even get done due to cost overruns.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk about Classic Conspiracy Nuts and you.

3天前

AI Can Now Easily Unmask Your Secret Online Life (Even If You Use a Fake Name)

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hansolo @lemmy.today 3天前

Yeah, I looked at myself and one data broker that either I missed or hasn't honored my takedown request lists my political affiliation for a state where that's public info.

That's free info to scrape where available. No need to waste LLM subscriptions on it.

3天前

AI Can Now Easily Unmask Your Secret Online Life (Even If You Use a Fake Name)

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hansolo @lemmy.today 3天前

Oi crikey mate, I'm a 6'4" tall Swedish Olympic carpenter named Liam. Pip pip! I love to eat lingenberries!

That ought to buy me a few days...

3天前

AI Can Now Easily Unmask Your Secret Online Life (Even If You Use a Fake Name)

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hansolo @lemmy.today 3天前

Are you sure that's not a data broker site? They collect publicly available into, which an include political party, and can get supper invasive like this.

3天前

The final boss

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hansolo @lemmy.today 3天前

"Heya, just one more question for ya. What ever happened to Ceti Alpha V?"

"THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!!!!!!"

3天前

funny prakn

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hansolo @lemmy.today 3天前

I'm upvoting the absurdity of this being posted here.

3天前

US State Colorado Wants Operating Systems to Tell Every App How Old You Are

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hansolo @lemmy.today 3天前

As Hema Le Tube? Learning French isn't a crime!

4天前

New single: Skin head soldier?

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hansolo @lemmy.today 4天前

During the Obama administration, some honkies felt every day was oppression. The FEMA camp conspiracies were off the chain.

Yet...here we are. Who made the camps now?

4天前

It do be like that sometimes

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hansolo @lemmy.today 4天前

Are you my niece that's about to drop out of college because her religious BF wants to fuck and will 1million% get her pregnant?

4天前

EU OS - Community-led Proof-of-Concept for a common free Operating System for the EU public sector 🇪🇺

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hansolo @lemmy.today 4天前

While, yes, this is based on Linux, the point is to provide all public sector offices, from schools to hospitals to police, courts, and military, a standardized, EU maintained digital public good. This leverages economies of scale. Instead of a school, hospital, mayor's office, municipal sanitation office, etc. each fielding their own over-worked IT support team that is probably one or two people holding together a temperamental distro, one team of 6 people can handle each site, all on the same budget, and all working on the same distro.