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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 29 天前

I don't make the rules

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I don't make the rules

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 29 天前
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  • Vengefu1 Tuna@lemmy.zip
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    29 天前

    Haha, I’m glad I’m not like that…

    remembers the blue hat I wear every day

    Ah, crap.

    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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      Same exact reaction.

      “At least I don’t wear a hat.”

      Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.

      “Fuck.”

  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    29 天前

    Imma hillychopter

    • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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      27 天前

      I always wantes to have a hat like that

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    29 天前

    I waited until 40 and went with the rave/dance festival bucket hat

  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    Texas: Y’all ain’t gotta wait ‘till yer 30! You can put on a Stetson soon as yer old enough for mutton bustin’ and wear that sucker for the rest of yer got-danged life!

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      I’ve got a beaver-skin U.S. Forest Service Stetson. It doesn’t even fit, but it’s so badass I can’t part with it.

      Edit: Picture:

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        How close is it? You can take it into a hat store with a steamer and have them resize it.

        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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          27 天前

          Good idea, I may just try someday, when I pull it out of storage.

    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      And being the southwest wearing a hat outside isn’t really a choice, unless you like a sunburned scalp.

  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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    29 天前

    My hat has a little version of itself for a logo

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      29 天前

      What about a hat hat hat?

      vq6Swxp5pD9c0rP.jpg

      • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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        29 天前

        Holy shit, it’s my hat’s grandhat

      • Bademantel@lemmy.world
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        29 天前

        Monkey sees, monkey wants. I’m in desperate need of a personality. Is this hat real?

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
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          29 天前

          https://www.dadbrandapparel.com/products/hat-hat-hat-two-tone-6-panel-dad-hat-best-gifts-for-dads-golf-hats

          • Bademantel@lemmy.world
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            Great, now I’m a dad, apparently. Thank you!

            • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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              28 天前

              That hat worked fast! I need one.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      28 天前

      Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        28 天前

        That’s just how I look

        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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          28 天前

          Your skin looks radiant! What is your secret?

          • ...m...@ttrpg.network
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            deleted by creator

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.

    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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      As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.

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        Same as a Chicago Bulls fan.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      28 天前

      You can pry my MAKE AMERICA GOON AGAIN hat from my cold, dead hands.

      • ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml
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        28 天前

        No way anyone’s touching those hands, we know where they’ve been.

      • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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        You might wanna go & see a doctor to get those cold, dead hands looked at…

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    • wieson@feddit.org
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      Bug Catcher Brownsgy wants to fight
      dididledee dididledee 🌀🌀🌀

      • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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        27 天前

        I actually have this as my profile pic on Discord:

        Pokemon Gen 3 Bug Catcher sprite

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      27 天前

      Considering how my neck usually ends up after a day of gardening I should probably invest in one of those.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      27 天前

      Squidbillies-ass looking hat

      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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        Well that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

        Edit: I ended up going the 5-panel, flat brim hat long ago due to ultimate.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    My hat:

    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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      Gotta get some bill accessories. I was looking for something like a fishing hook but with roach clips but this works too(random Etsy listing):

    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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      29 天前

      Love it

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      29 天前

      That is one decked out hat.

  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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    I try to pull off a hat and end up like this:

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      How euphoric (do people still make that joke?)

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        Probably, I recently saw someone make that joke on social media.

    • Light_Snail@lemmy.world
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      Still better than me with baseball cap :D hats like fedora or panama are amazingly great fit for me. Proper size. Trilby (the type of fedora on the picture), is not that fashionable, tho. But wrong size and this picture made the bad reputation for almost all fedoras, except the Linux one.

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    I’m 39, I don’t wear hats.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      9 damn wasted years

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I do wear this at festivals

        • shneancy@lemmy.world
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          28 天前

          you’ve been forgiven

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      27 天前

      https://media1.tenor.com/m/80B25U5w9d0AAAAC/count-dooku-christopher-lee.gif

  • shweddy@lemmy.world
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    I chose 2 actually
    Faded old Yankee dad hat
    Yankee snapback with oversized logo
    And turning the visor to the back is old hat

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    My face doesn’t accessorise well at all. Never found glasses or hats that suit me

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