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Iron Lynx

@ Iron_Lynx @lemmy.world

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  • After all these years, it's hard to believe it's gone.

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  • That's what he'd said, yet he did anyway.

  • After all these years, it's hard to believe it's gone.

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  • He told a lie and hurt us!

  • After all these years, it's hard to believe it's gone.

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  • He let us down.

  • After all these years, it's hard to believe it's gone.

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  • You can't troll me, YouTube won't autoplay on my machine!

  • A guy stole all the wheels off the police cars in town...

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  • Meanwhile, an entire city in the north of England has disappeared.Authorities are looking for Leeds.

  • Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow

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  • I never saw if the next year they celebrated a 21st birthday.

  • Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow

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  • Related: I once got onto my feed a post of a tale of someone who had a child on his 19th birthday, so for his 20th birthday, and the child's 1st, they had two balloons celebrating their 20th birthdays.

  • Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow

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  • Longer explanation:

    Because most computers use two's complement to make negative numbers. To produce -x, you take x, flip all the bits, and then add 1. Conveniently, this process works both ways, so if you have an int with a positive MSB, i.e. 1*******, that's a negative number, and if you invert and add 1, you get the positive number.

    So if you take 11111111, and apply this process, you get 00000001, which equals 1. Thus, 11111111 = -1

    Secondly, the gestation period of humans is 9 months, and there are 12 months in a year.

    So if you have binary candles and all of them lit, that can suggest, which it does in my previous comment, that you're celebrating a child's -1st birthday.

  • What is a criminal's favorite berry?

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  • I once saw a red fruit with the seeds on the outside jump out the bushes, demanding me to hand over my phone & wallet at knifepoint. He yelled "THIS IS A STROBERRY!"

  • Fantasy races and the video games they develop

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  • Also a Dwarf game: German Simulator games, with none of the jank.

  • Fantasy races and the video games they develop

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  • Tabaxi game: Fruit Ninja.

    Literally, just that.

  • Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow

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  • Light all the candles as an announcement that you're gonna start having kids and hope she'll get pregnant in exactly three months. Not in 2, not in 4, but in 3 precisely.

  • seriously

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  • Should I be worried that my initial response to this is "Hmm, so we might be able to improve the world with a serendipitously timed anthrax outbreak at the next WEF summit?"

  • GEORGE GAME!

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  • Pyrrhus is the namesake for the concept of Pyrrhic victory, i.e. where while you technically won, it was at such a cost that you couldn't fathom trying it ever again. The linked article lists a number of historic examples.

  • Thanks Alot

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  • I like Alot memes a lot. What a delight to bump into one just like that.

  • It should be a strict rule

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  • I recall a story where there was a water restriction on a town for everyone, except for the golf courses. The next day, the golfers found that the Holes had been filled with cement, supposedly poured in there by activists.

  • Bigfoot fairies?

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  • Skeleton wizards are liches.

    Officially, pretty much.

    Unofficially, there's someone who's designed liches for each player class.

  • Is Windows FOSS now?

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  • I guess some lawyers have that nailed shut. But a guy can dream, right?

  • A succulent meal

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  • It looks basic but quite tasty if the prep and spicing has been done right.

    Not every good meal has to be a Michelin Star affair, y'know. Sometimes, all you need is fries and two kroketten to be satisfied.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Dutch

    Ik kwam laatst een obsessieve verzamelaar van insectenschermen voor in- en uitgangen tegen.

  • xkcd @lemmy.world
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    xkcd #3061: Water Balloons

    xkcd.com /3061/
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    xkcd #3039: Human Altitude

    xkcd.com /3039/
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    Why is bees' hair sticky?

  • Progressive Metal Music @sopuli.xyz
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    Ayreon - The Sixth Extiction (01011001 - Live Beneath The Waves)

    piped.video /watch