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asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago

The Comments are Funnier than the Meme

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The Comments are Funnier than the Meme

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asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/37005460

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  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    “Sorry sir, we have to deport you back to your impoverished, war-torn country, because wolves pee on trees”.

    • asdasd201@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      That was the best take on the country borders.

    • idriss@lemmy.ml
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      A war the CIA started like usual

  • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
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    Liberals doing everything in their power to believe that the universe is made of discreet, static, objects. Ah yes, a dog pissed on a rock, which is why my violent border wall is a-ok!

    Who wants to resurrect Mao with me, so we can go steal these losers lunch money?

    • asdasd201@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      Nah, we need Stalin and his big spoon for this task.

  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Are we just gonna ignore the parts where they cross over?

    They do it for the duty free shopping

    heh

    • asdasd201@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      Elk venisons are cheaper that way, y’know.

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    On a more serious note. The issue isn’t a demarcation of borders. it is that the enforcement of this demarcation under a dictatorship of the bourgeois overwhelmingly favors the capitalist, who uses those borders as a way to dictate the labor supply and strip rights away from huge swaths of the proletariat. The borders aren’t the problem, it is their enforcement, and who that enforcement overwhelmingly targets.

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Animals are more civilised than Israelis it seems

    Not a hard bar to clear.

    Gottem

  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Isn’t there something about how deer still act like the iron curtain exists? Guess we gotta split Germany up again.

    • Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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      Wow, it actually is, https://apnews.com/article/f2fbe7d82f2a433493e054a7ddd4caff


      ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

      • asdasd201@lemmygrad.mlOP
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        I can’t fucking read this “article”, it has too many libshit buzzwords. We have to roll all the libs in an iron curtain and throw them off a cliff.

        • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I’ve read 10 page essays that were less of a slog than this paragraph long piece.

    • asdasd201@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      This time, we will properly unite them back under the FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM ℠

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Humans are supposedly simultaneously imbued with the soul of God and reason, but also are no better than wild dogs!

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Where the falling angel meets the rising ape

      • beanenjoyer [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        blackbeard-writing

  • Kumikommunism [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    I have literally never heard someone say borders are bad because they “aren’t natural”. I’ve only ever heard it the other way around in the social darwinist sense, from liberals justifying racism or xenophobia with appeals to nature.

    • asdasd201@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      That’s a classic liberal argument tactic. They create a stawman, then accuse it with believing in their incoherent world views. Biggest example is libs blame socialism for capitalism’s sins.

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    Notice how the wolves by Washington don’t fly to other countries and steal their land and resouces? Must be nice

  • red_giant [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    British empire: borders are just lines on a map

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    avoid and respect each other’s territory

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    Are you a dog or an ape?

    • asdasd201@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      I am considering myself as a phytoplankton.

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