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Yes
You do know you can wash both sides, right?
Showoff
Yes.
Yes
I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there
This is the way.
Facing away is my default position when not actively rinsing anything. Either half these comments are trying to be funny with their quips about washing their whole body or they take the faster showers in the world with no soak/relax time
Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
While rocking left and right how Ray Charles does
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.
Relativistically accurate
I spin too… have you ever tried spinning in opposite direction… really fucks with your head.
I have a rain shower
It’s quite wonderful
Yes.
I spin right round like a record, baby.
Right round right round???
Right into lovin’ arms.
Except not, because shower sex is horrible. The loving arms can respect my space and wait until after I’m done showering, baby.
OP please tell me that you don’t just wash one side of your body.
I rotisserie chicken when I’m actually washing myself (and take down there hose to wash my genitals) but if I’m taking a hot shower to self soothe / emotionally regulate I face away.
I rotate like a döner
Denn döner macht schöner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.
You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
