He must be stopped

Because we’re all a victim to the propaganda that has molded the modern Internet into what it is today

The light blue task represented making a list of tasks to do

Would be the same with stories told at the [insert local hangout]

It’s so disappointing that this is the first generation of kids to ever do dumb shit for dumb reasons, I personally blame the parents

Show fingers

I’ve tried this at multiple apartments with a 0% success rate. It seems the “return to sender” thing hasn’t worked for decades, at least in apartment complexes.

Heterochromia or just a trick of the lighting?

When in doubt, backup and factory reset

The doggo reaction

French toast

I do

Best ending: they both found out they weren’t happy in the relationship, moved on, and found their person

It’s good for boring professional correspondence. Responding to bosses emails and filling out self evaluations that waste my time

Pretty sure that’s a goose, not a duck

I mean they use 24 species of ants, I doubt all of them are fire ants if any at all

I don’t get it :(

This would be a ‘get up normally’ sort of thing

The bigger concern is the potassium level

Looks like it’s probably not good for them, but should be fine in small amounts