One time, my former exchange student said he had to march across all of Denmark as an army exercise. I asked him what he was going to do with the rest of his afternoon.

Glad to hear you still think of us a little

Doors that exit can also be used as an entrance.

Sounds like linkedinlunatics

One time at a movie, a friend and I stood in line before the movie to get good seats in the center where wed have a foot rest and no one in front of us. Dude came in late with his kid and wanted us to move. My friend told him to fuck off in many words loud enough for the theater to hear.

That’s a bad engineer problem. Tasks must be reduced to absolute minimums, and operating scenarios must be maximized. Otherwise failure conditions will win.

Dataisdepressing

Doing the work of the people

How is a model a weakness?

That’s the correct reaction, thank you

This guy should build his fortune on selling a product that only tracks government officials. I think we all can agree that public servants require citizen scrutiny.

More like weird al’s gump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQwWaWFjd0Y

I’ve has some good stuff. Many flavors to choose from.

Cry more, eat less.

• Tom Segura

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

I’ll ask you kindly to reconsider those remarks

My first thought is i don’t want to be anywhere near that warehouse during an earthquake

Anything to distract the owner from remembering they purchased a jeep.

And now, girls jumping on trampolines

*on the Internet