I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
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Oh my god it looks like a gigantic…
Wang! Pay attention!
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
Willy! What’s that?
Well, that looks like a huge…
Cock-a-doodle-doo! That rooster’s so loud it’s hard to pay attention to this gigantic…
Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
Imagine being the trucker.
“I didn’t remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!”
are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick
Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.
How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
must the cylinder remain unharmed?
of course
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!
I’m sure some of them wouldn’t mind.
Dildo for Godzilla?
Godzdildo?
Why didn’t she order the large one?
You wanted to say my step-mother package…
Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT
Friendly.
“don’t worry it’ll be in discreet packaging”
Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10
It’s impossible to miss something that large
That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods
Damn I’d been looking for my dick all morning
This happens all the time; it’s detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
