BUT PA I LOVE HIM.

Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive…

Your XBox is someones PlayStation

Hmm Wall candy.

Unironically looks like a Star Wars Character.

So unrealistic! Everyone knows that a watched pot never boils!

A copsicle.

Son, we live in a world that has Live2D avatars, and those Avatars have to be commanded by men with LLMs. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know – that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

Oh, poppet… to think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.

Feeling suicidal?

Ashens in shambles.

I once had a problem with my ISP and for some reason they got the guy to call me that usually does all the weird business issues or out of scope business demands. Best support ever, got the issue diagnosed live on the phone with me.

Who could have know, in this day and age, that this would be met with backlash? Truly an unprecedented occurance.

Timmeh!

Ah sweet man-made horrors well within my comprehension!

sudo pacman -S personality
Error: Target not found: personality

I use Arch, btw.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

Mr. Sandman,
Man me a sand

Please… “Dressed as a Bear punching a woman in the face.”

Wait are there people without inner monologue?